Boyle Drafting

A lazy method of drafting in fantasy football whereby the drafter uses a computer draft application to select his team. Mostly used by retards and lesbians.

This fag Jay was totally Boyle Drafting last night. Just stared into his draft app for every pick. Pathetic.

by Robert1978 November 28, 2018

Boyle's Law

In London England, people, for whatever reason, tend to walk on the wrong side of the sidewalk. Everywhere else in the world, people generally walk on the same side of te sidewalk that they drive their car on. Maybe it's because they are so posh. Maybe it's because the Underground, or The Tube (lah-dee-dah!) helps to confuse people by telling them to stand on the right on the escalators while people overtake them on the left, but then in the walking tunnels and bike lanes tell them the opposite. Whatever it is, one London, L. Boyle, caught wind of this from a Canadian and invented a law:

Boyle's Law - walk on the same damn side of the sidewalk you drive on. Cut the shit or you're getting a shoulder.

You dumb bloke, you're walking on the wrong side of the sidewalk! Haven't you ever heard of fuckin' Boyle's Law??

by Yodobr February 21, 2017

tiger boyle

A nasty little boy who must learn to behave before he is whipped.

Quit being a tiger Boyle or daddy will spank you!

by Clitterpuke October 22, 2013

Ethyn boyles

A sexy man with a low-ish following on tik tok but has a lot of simps

Ethyn Boyles is sexy

by Cockslayer91 April 8, 2021

Susan Boyle

verb; when one's first judgement is proven completely opposite

Bobby: "Wow, that cake looks like crap... holy god it's good!"
Freddy: "Threw a bit of a Susan Boyle, didn't it?"

by britishindia June 3, 2009

susan boyle

The moment of confusion upon facing an individual that appears to be man or woman.

Melanie: "Hey Seth come watch this video! this woman is amazing"

Seth: "Let's see!"

Melanie *plays video of Susan Boyle's audition* "Her voice is so lovely."

Seth: *quite perplexed but continues watching* "Hey Mel is that a man?"

Melanie: *turns up volume* "Shhh! this is the best part"

Seth: *confused* "He's wearing heels? Mel, that's a man right?"

Melanie: "Are you kidding? That's Susan Boyle, she's has a wonderful voice"

Seth: *under his breath* "Damn she is ugly"

by Stop Calling Me A Homo April 24, 2009

Boyle's Syndrome

Mental and Physical breakdown following the failure to win a much-hyped reality talent show.

eg. Susan Boyle on 'Britain's got Talent.

Andy: Did you see that Big Brother has-been freakout in Wallmart yesterday?

Tom: Yeah ... Boyle's Syndrome again .. he'll be in a psych ward come Christmas.

by Hangdog68 June 1, 2009