boxtard

Term commonly used for dumb newsgroup trolls on aus.bicycle.

"What's with all the name changes? John, Tom, Tim, Boxtard?"

by ko24 May 4, 2006

boxarella

the narrow strips of coagulated cardboard and mozzarella cemented to the bottom of the pizza box

Dude! Don't eat the boxarella; it's a week old.

by Royce Murhpy April 28, 2006

box car racer

Suck ass band. All you people who say blink-182 sucks don't know what ur missing.

Yesterday I went to a Box Car Racer concert. Today I killed myself.

by KaiserMonkey September 6, 2003

boxcarred

(prison use) vt, vi, adj: used to describe a prison sentence that runs consecutively to another sentence

He got 2 years for assault and 2 more for using a gun, and the judge ran them boxcarred.

by Lt. Commander Data December 16, 2008

empty-boxcars train of assurers

Derisive term for a sizable number of acquaintances of someone with a dubious reputation who make praising statements about the individual's character/morals, offer to co-sign a loan he's requesting, etc., but who are of comparably-questionable integrity themselves, are also broke, etc., and so their own word and/or reliability is viewed as not being much more of a legitimate guarantee than the promises of the person they're vouching for. In other words, "quantito, but not qualito"... lots of impressive-looking "containers", but with no actual/tangible/legitimate "goods" inside of said containers.

Loan officer: I always feel really wary/suspicious whenever someone of unknown/questionable reputation asks for a loan and offers to bring in a number of other folks to vouch for his character, reliability, and financial responsibility --- "methinks he doth protest too much", plus usually his so-called "witnesses" appear to merely be an "empty-boxcars train of assurers"... they seem no more trustworthy than I would view the loan-requester himself as being, and so their voluminous praise/recommendations hold little significance and inspire little confidence in me regarding whether the loan-requester would actually possess adequate means/motivation/dedication to repay the money. I feel something like how the lady-attorney in "Losing Isaiah" did when she pointed out that the members of the "support group" whom ex-druggie/shoplifter Khaila had named as the people who were assisting her in her efforts to "go straight" and "live clean" had themselves all been former drug-users and/or criminals, and so she felt that they should not be considered to be viable/reliable helpers to prevent Khaila from relapsing.

by QuacksO September 21, 2018

boxtart

A phenomenon associated to cumming inside your significant others vagina and tasting the same load the following morning during cunilingis.

Ugh, bro I had a boxtart for breakfast.

by Duke Powerhand May 20, 2018

Boocarkey

“So what is a boocarkey?”

This one of a kind word has many uses like no other, it has similar power levels to Corey Worthington and a filthy Aussie mullet. You can use it in a situation when someone is a bsing a boocarkey.

Connor: hey man how’s it going?
Matt: ahhhhhh boocarkey!!!!

by Wilson&wilson jr January 28, 2021