Constant, inane updates about every social move in someones life. Normally undertaken by those with a over zealous view of their own importance in others lives, or by those that realize their life is meaningless and try to buy social cred with ex school mates by these constant updates. Names and places mentioned are normally linked to profiles of people/bars/events.
Vain Booking:"**so excited** that I'm meeting Melanie and Quincy at the LimeBar tonight to drink VodkaSparklyBlues."
Translation: I'm still single, and so are my friends, we are going to get shitfaced where lawyers our Dads age hang out in the hope of getting me a sugar daddy.
Vain Booking:"Had the best lunch with Princess and Pony at UberCafe and had a Goats Ball Salad with lychees and a glass of Snotts Hill Riesling."
Translation: I have no class and my boyfriend/husband can't stand to be seen with my vapid ass in public, so me and my Jimmy Choo wearing sistas make each other feel important every Friday for lunch.
Translation: I'm still single, and so are my friends, we are going to get shitfaced where lawyers our Dads age hang out in the hope of getting me a sugar daddy.
Vain Booking:"Had the best lunch with Princess and Pony at UberCafe and had a Goats Ball Salad with lychees and a glass of Snotts Hill Riesling."
Translation: I have no class and my boyfriend/husband can't stand to be seen with my vapid ass in public, so me and my Jimmy Choo wearing sistas make each other feel important every Friday for lunch.
by Apostater November 12, 2010
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The act of being drunk and on facebook.
The act of being drunk and on facebook.
Johnny drunkbooked the other night and instead of sending his girlfriend a raunchy message. He sent it to his mom cause they both have the same first name.
Timmy drunkbooked last night and said somethings he was not supposed too.
Dude you were drunk booking last night on your phone.
Timmy drunkbooked last night and said somethings he was not supposed too.
Dude you were drunk booking last night on your phone.
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all of the listeners thought he was a great person.
Behind closed doors, "Bobking was scary and abusive towards me!"
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Botaina is very tall, and has long hair. She has a good group of friends and is loyal. Botaina is funny and loves to sing and dance. Botaina doesn't like to start tea but, likes to joke around. Botaina loves noodles and has many inside jokes with her friends. Botaina is the type of person to cry during Avengers: End Game due to Iron Man's death.
Botaina is very tall, and has long hair. She has a good group of friends and is loyal. Botaina is funny and loves to sing and dance. Botaina doesn't like to start tea but, likes to joke around. Botaina loves noodles and has many inside jokes with her friends. Botaina is the type of person to cry during Avengers: End Game due to Iron Man's death.
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2) A term used to describe a person of extreme obesity.
2) A term used to describe a person of extreme obesity.
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