batista

Visually stunning wrestler, incredibly sexy. Possibly looks sexier in clothes than out of them.

Example? For God's sake look at the man

by Debbie March 11, 2005

Batister

When somebody who is completely stuck up and snobby and is no better than anyone in the crowd addresses a group of people and thinks they are better than them. They will make stuck up comments, act like they are a teacher or a superior and try to exert and spew their false sense of superioity onto to other people. the only way to stop a Batister is to throw flaming chili onto their face while sing ode to a green lump of putty i found in my armpit when mid summers morning; The word can be used in past tense such as she Batisted a speech or future tense, such as i know shes going to Batista the speech

Crowd Talking while the Batister is talking
Batister: Ill wait....
Guy #1: What a stuck up rude person
Gut #2 Yeah shes such a Batista

by Still Waiting23232456 October 7, 2009

batista

large mofo in the wwe who is also the world heavyweight champ

damn,batista just beat the shit out of ric flair and put triple h through the table wit a powerbomb!

by g-papa May 30, 2005

Fulgencio Batista

The dictator of Cuba before Fidel Castro. He served as the elected president of Cuba from 1940 to 1944 and the us-backed military dictator of Cuba from 1952 to 1959. He repressed political opponents and killed an estimated 20,000 people. He made the country a country of gambling, prostitution and drugs.

Fulgencio Batista was the military dictator of Cuba between 1952 and 1959.

by LumiNyte March 7, 2021

BOTIS

Blond On The InSide.

A brunette who displays blond tendincies & obviously is a blond at heart.

Same as a '(crunchie)' but more of a technical name.

The brunette says to her friend, "So... saliva isn't a contraception then?"
Her friend than replys with, "You Botis."

by Em.* July 28, 2005

Batista

A professional wrestler contracted with the WWE, who is the most over-hyped, under-talented, and non-charismatic flop ever seen. Hopefully, in the near future he will die, as he abuses steroids. Better yet, Brock Lesnar returns and F-5's Batista through three flaming tables onto a bed of thumbtacs. His finishing move is the Brooklyn Bomb, which was mislabeled as the Batista Bomb by mistaken commentators.

Batista, The Great Khali, and John Cena will be the death of professional wrestling.

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Batista Bomb

One of the lesser known sexual taboos. Practiced mainly in Zambia, it consists of "dropping a deuce" into your partners mouth. Next, the "bomber" gags the their lover in an effort to trap the excrement. Finally, party A punches the victim repeatedly until they:
A) Swallow the feces, and/or
B) Pass out.

A common misconception arose when professional wrestling commentators mislabeled a "Brooklyn Bomb" as a "Batista Bomb." This has been acknowledged by the pair, Michael Cole and John Bradshaw Layfield, in a highly-publicized press statement regarding the humiliating mistake.

Krystal and I had two hours till work, so i gave her a Batista Bomb

by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007