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booker

all around awsome person with unhuman skills a very badass person
hey did you see that guy he seemed like a booker

wait thats chuck norris
by night hawk dragon tiger shark January 13, 2011
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blokette

A femaliased.. (its also a word.) version of a bloke.
"Different strokettes for different.. blokettes... uh, yeah.. PINT O BITTAH AND A STEAK PLEASE!"
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Boketto

To gaze vacantly into the distance without thinking.

Origin: Japanese
The dick left her in boketto for many hours.
by Wimpy Masochist December 10, 2015
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Boozetafarian

A path of life where one only drinks booze and does not eat or drink any non-alcoholic drinks.
Person1 : Hey, why aren't you eating?

Person2 : I'm a boozetafarian...
by Esl1000 November 10, 2009
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Stealth Booker

Somebody who constantly monitors statuses and interaction on facebook while rarely posting anything themselves or drawing attention to their own account. People are subsequently surprised by the amount of knowledge of facebook this person actually has
Guy 1: So anyway I was posting a load of joke stuff on facebook last night that was really funny...like I posted a quip about sexual depravity
Girl 1: Oh yeah I saw that! I rofled
Guy 1: ?

(Guy 1 is now chilling with his amigos or homeboys or friends or whatever)

Guy 1: Somehow she knows about all my shit but I didn't think she used facebook much
Guy 2: Wtf? She never posts or anything
Guy 3: She's a classic Stealth Booker. She maintains a limited visible online presence herself but she's always aware of what's going on
Guy 1: Kinky BITCH!.......
by Blargle Margle May 22, 2011
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Booktard

book·tard \book-tahrd\ 1 An individual who works at a buy/sell/trade book, music or other media pawn type business, who has a major superiority complex in which they feel their beliefs and standards for incoming and outgoing trends are ALL that is law. These prototypical "hipsters", "trend starters", and "scene-setters" (almost always of the faux variety), often spend their free time in a herd of booktards, at their place of business, or accompanied by the bookmanites at a local art viewing or similar gala only to scoff if only for the sole reason to be derisive. booktards are also often referred to as bookmanites.
Dude! did you see that booktard in there? he made fun of your chucks, and his t-shirt said "I listen to bands that aren't even out yet.", what a douche.
by LevArtation February 20, 2011
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Booked it

Where you run away or dodge any way not to get caught.
But I did as what I was told and booked it to the other side.
by girlpup October 15, 2015
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