The art of waiting to the last possible second to grab your spouse head and pull down when you blow a nut
Some Girl I meet at the bar offered me a BJ .and I had to see if she could Bonzi swallow. To my surprise she didn't blink an eye.
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the new, hip phrase used to describe something that is presented to an extreme (as a replacement for the overused word 'uber')
by Thom da Bomb December 15, 2008
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by Not Bonzi July 2, 2004
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by amanda [original panda] July 5, 2008
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