blonster

A lady who appears a flaxen-haired beauty when viewed from behind, but when turns round is capable of frightening horses and small children.

Wow, mate, look at that bird over there with the gorgeous hair. I'm going to ask her for her number. (Lady turns around). Oh fuck it, she's a blonster. Mission abort!

by jez1974 May 28, 2009

bonstAr

An astonishingly amazing woman, though often overlooked. She is under constant pressure to perform as a daughter, sister, friend and citizen of the earth, yet always ends the day with the utmost composure, poise and dignity. A girl who's gender and age is irrelevant, but must be respected. Generally raaaaaadical.

I want to be a bonstAr when I grow up.

by opinina December 12, 2008

Bobstool

Bobstool is a popular meme page at Bob Jones University.

Send your funny videos to Bobstool to be popular

by Real_NoobToob October 28, 2020

Bobster

A very cute but demonic dog. Will bite if touched! Will protect its food and will attack if food is sniffed or looked at.

Mimi: "Look at this Bobster, isn't it beautiful?"
Bibo: "Yeah but don't touch it, it will bite your booty!"

by Mimsers July 16, 2022

Modest Boast

A Modest Boast is joking about how good, something about you or something owned by you is. Unlike real boasting a Modest Boast is used as a joke or comedy form to make people laugh.

1. "Haha! He is so funny."
"What's so funny about him bragging and boasting about his self?"
"Calm down dude, its just a Modest Boast."

by Buffalo Puppy July 25, 2009

boisterous oyster

The unfortunate return of that night's seafood dinner after a night of binge drinking and said seafood is deposited in the parking lot on a cold night resulting in a stream of warm air rising from the pinkish pool.

Brian: What was that noise?

Jolee: I left a boisterous oyster by the driver-side door of my neighbor's car.

by arceebee April 1, 2011

Boistrous

loud mouthed, excitable, rebelious

Jen: blah! blah! blah!
Alex: hmm ur being a bit boistrous today.

by justforjokes April 29, 2009