bonneritis

When you have an unwanted bonner that will not go down, even after attempting to free your mind.

"Damn, i have this raging bonner right now, i must have bonneritis"

by cryocardio April 23, 2014

Jonner bonner

He’s the coolest guy you will meet he has a generous amount of dick and he pipes thots for fun.

Her: omg jonner bonner makes my pussy wet

Other her: omg you talk to jonner bonner too?
Her: yes do you?
Other her: yes, we should suck him dry
Her: yes!

by Jonas bonas November 21, 2021

BONNER

To repeatedly hit someone in the back of the head with a bag filled with Badgers.

"If you do that I will Bonner you."

"Hey, did you hear that guy got Bonnered last night."

by Chiefwig March 24, 2021

Bonner

It’s a LAST NAME if you didn’t know, not boner. It’s a French last name pronounced “von-er” and not “bonnn-er” like the Americans wanted it to be.

“Your last name is boner?”

No it’s Bonner.

“Bonner? (American accent)”

No it’s bonner. (French accent)

by yoshieater November 13, 2022

Lexi Bonner

A 14 year old girl who punched an 8 year old boy on Snapchat.

Hi, I am Lexi Bonner, and I am going to beat this boy up so much. I don’t care what is wrong with him. (Friends laugh).

by JannRickles April 15, 2024

bonner stew

What some girl said

Udjrgepegeorri Bonner stew

by Black guys are cool May 26, 2022

Bonner

A wild night out that includes a copious amount of alcohol, drugs and adultery

Jeff goes to the races with his workmates, loses all of his money gambling and taking drugs and wakes up in him bosses bed with no recollection of the night before. Jeff is said to have had a right bonner!

by rosessd August 24, 2019