taint bonnet

garment for dogs that like to drag their asses on the carpet.
--also, used alternately with douchebag or pansy.

--Don't be such a taint bonnet!
--We knew James was a taint bonnet when he pansied out.
--My dog, Honey, tore through 12 taint bonnets when she ate the bowl of refried beans I accidentally left on the floor.

by RatDog904 July 28, 2011

Sean Bonnette

Certified Special Boi who is lead singer and guitar player of the band AJJ (previously named Andrew Jackson Jihad). He's from Phoenix Arizona and is adorable. He also inevented the Salad Glove and sells his art on his etsy.

Person 1: Who's your favorite singer
Person 2: Sean Bonnette of course! He's so talented and amazing

by Kurakat123 February 5, 2017

on it like a car bonnet

To be all over something, having it under control.

Some say it is derived from Essex girls famed love of sex on a car bonnet, others from the female models at car trade shows that lay on car bonnets. (NB: UK Car Bonnet = US Car Hood)

To be "On it like a car bonnet" means you are literally all over something, like an (Essex) girl on a car bonnet"

"Are you looking at this problem?"

"Yeah, I'm on it like a car bonnet"

by StMi February 13, 2012

Bonnet Chop

A suave as fuck way to say your getting your hair cut.

Girlfriend- What are you doing today you handsome man you?
Me- I’m getting my bonnet chopped

by Yr Arwr July 26, 2019

Spunk bonnet

When a single man has not changed his bed linen for months .

" Getting into bed last night was like lifting the bonnet of a ford capri , a Spunk bonnet "

by Yolo4ever February 16, 2014

Bonnie

Pretty in Scottish. It basically means a pretty, sweet, smart girl. She's respectful and generous, and works hard at everything she does. She's kind to everyone, but is very stubborn and knows what she wants. She's loyal and would be an amazing girlfriend, would make any guy drool. Very pretty and has a sexy body. Keeps her inner feelings hidden but if she trusts you she'll devulge her secrets to you, and if she thinks of you as a true friend, she'll never turn on you. Creative and amazing at crafts, but not that athletic. Loves to read. Will care for you, and makes a wonderful best friend. Every guy and girl is super lucky to have a Bonnie in their life.

Guy 1: Who you staring at?
Guy 2: That girl over there, she's hotttt
Guy 1: Oh yeah! She's in all advanced classes and 3 guys already wanna ask her to the dance!
Guy 2: Smart and sexy eh... Her name must be Bonnie

by acdancinggirl13 March 17, 2015

bonnie the bunny

this for peeps who like bonnie if you're on Xbox bonnies cool he's not that easy or hard this might be the sweetest thing I've ever said but I like his design I (from fnaf 1) I like toy bonnies design (i don't like him) I like bonnie who lost his face( I'm sad he lost it) and I like a rockstar bonnie so ya if your not a bonnie fan get out and people who mess up his design and make him look strong so get out.

a bunny in fnaf named bonnie the bunny who never leaves ur door also jumpscares u often
what dose markipler say about bonnie the bunny "go away nobody likes you"

by Xman 723 bonnie lover October 29, 2020