boke a smowl

a spoonerism for 'smoke a bowl' when there's non-stoners/narcs listening.
the weederism version is 'bowl a smoke'
yes, you can combine the two: 'smowl a boke' if, like, your parents are in the room

joe: anyone wanna boke a smole?
jake: duh, do stoners shit in the woods?

by kahda July 20, 2004

Bonked on a cinnabon

When your machiavellian boss gets off an airplane and jams two or three large Cinnabon roles down the gullet, thus creating a guaranteed sugar low about two hours later when he/she starts to plow into their email backlog. Being bonked on a cinnabon will guarantee several flaming emails with embedded rage, stinging sarcasm or all out hatred being directed back to the sender.

Brent reviewed our proposal when he got to San Jose late last night. He must have been bonked on a cinnabon, since his email reply suggested the idea was "brain dead and we were a bunch of dumb asses...!"

by goodone! June 13, 2008

wanker banker

Any one of the million or so neat neck-tie New York or London or San Fran bankers, traders, and/or financial types who troll otherwise hipster, posh bars or clubs claiming to actually be interested in art, culture, and the human condition when hitting on women otherwise way out of their league but for their singular monetary standing.
Usually spawned from ivy league Universities.

Attractive Girl #1: I love that film, can't believe it's been so long since I've seen it.
Attractive Girl #2: It was on IFC last night, I didn't even know I got the channel.
Wanker Banker: As much as I agree, I still think the book was better.
Attractive Girl #2: It's a documentary, ass.
(Wanker Banker shrugs, pretends to see some friends, angles towards the bar)
Attractive Girl #1: Fucking wank-bank.

or

Simone: What're they gonna do?
Marlene: I dunno, go back to her place.
Wanker-banker: My flat's not far from here, has a terrace with a view of the city.
Simon: Good for you.
Wanker Banker: I'm just sayin'-
Marlene: Dear gawd, this is the worst night of my life. We officially look like coke whores. Why else would a wanker banker assume he and his cheese dick button down could summon us to his apartment via cuff links and slacks ?
Simone: What a fucktard.

by RyKirb October 31, 2008

slipper bonker

1) A couple who have sex with slippers on.
2) An annoying son of a bitch that you wish would be hit with something

1) Ew I hope my parents dont become slipper bonkers.
2) That god damn slipper bonker won't leave me alone.

by kanguala November 6, 2009

bokel

A pretty pony or miniature horse that prances and preens for all to see. It's mane must always me kept glistening and shiny.

Male-bokelman
Female-bokelwoman

The bokelman was adorned in a rainbow robe and was attempting to have familial relations with the unicorn.

by Rick Flynn October 1, 2006

Bockets

A word invented by Grian on Hermitcraft 7: Episode 58

The word was first used at 8:56

WHY DOES EVERY ONE HAVE BOCKETS OF GRIAN HERE!!??!!

by MINECRAFT4EVER!!! December 11, 2020

Spoink Boinked

To grab a piece of fence and to shove it up to someone's rectum and pull it out their mouth.

Judge: Sir, you are on trial for murder how do you plead.
The Accused: Not guilty like seriously I just spoink boinked him.

by ritzmaster May 10, 2021