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boworker

A coworker with BO every day.
Carl: Man, that one guy is really rank again today. Just a heads up.

Roger: Our coworker you mean ? Thankfully I have my own cube now.

Carl: Yes. He's turned into a boworker.

Roger: I hear ya.
by cut the cards January 17, 2023
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Björking

The act of fucking while listening music of Björk resulting in indescribable bodily sensations that defy human connection. Mushrooms can further enhance this experience.
When my girlfriend and I were Björking last night it felt like we were fucking the universe into being.

Hey baby, want to take some shrooms and have a hot Björking session tonight?
by anonymous January 21, 2023
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sick-bjork

from the English 'Bad Joke'. Most commonly describing a female of breathtaking good looks. So stunning that it is a 'joke'. it is also used to describe a type of perferction, as well as a large and well formed bottom.
Boy: 'wow, she is such a sick-bjork!'
by girrrrrl November 13, 2010
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Björkian Riot Paradox

When two or more Björkian riots are going on at the same time and a course of action is maddeningly difficult to navigate.
Being in love with two people at once and being unable to choose between them because any action would destroy good relations with one or both parties. Especially if they're friends.

"I am in love with two people at once and have no idea what to do!"
"That is too bad my friend, sounds like a Björkian Riot Paradox if I ever heard of one."
by Weird-Beard September 3, 2009
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bjork

Bjork {proper noun}- Icelandic singer with many fans, some of them with other musical interests, namely, actual music. etymology- Icelandic. bjork/ed/ing/(verb intransitive}- Obfuscation of meaning, to make intangible, to hide the true meaning of. bjorky/-ish/ {adj.} to attire with oddments, to wear fashions from another plane of existence.
Bjork's new CD is definetly very much all bjorked up, I can't imagine how bjorky the concert would be.

That new babydyke from East High, came over all bjorky and said, "ooooooooooogieshmafalllalllallla rrrrr~.", so I don't really know if she is doing her part of the project or not- and WHAT is she wearing, a stained bleach bottle?
by dumb tem April 19, 2006
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Bjork List

People who contribute nothing to society other than provide us with the type of drivel that winds you up enough to want to punch them in the face upon seeing them in the street.
That useless TV presenter has filled my head with celebrity gossip for the last time and has thus made my bjork list.
by Kebabpete March 11, 2011
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Bjork

Pixie-like rock starlet born in Iceland in 1969 or some such. Died in a car crash in 1990. All subsequent appearances, including those in concert before half the population of Iceland, have been computer-generated. IT'S TWOOO!!!
Bjork is appearing in concert tonight. Every last pixel of her. Gorgeous.
by Fearman November 22, 2007
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