blunkins

When you get a blow job on the toilet while taking a crap

Last night when I was pinching a loaf, I got Blunkins from Jenny.

by Fred July 22, 2003

blunkett

the act of ejaculating in another's eyes so that they are unable to see

i gave her such a blunkett last night she mistook her tampon for a ciggy

by James Cartwheel June 29, 2008

Blunket Blunken

A variation on Blunken (taking a shit whilst receiving a blow job). Whilst a man is getting a blow job and shitting, he lifts her head and stabs her in both eyes with his penis so as she is temporarily or permanently blinded. With reference to David Blunket, the blind MP.

"Half way throu the Blunken I prodded her in both eyes with my cock and gave her a Blunket Blunken"

by Stoneyboo May 2, 2009

Blanka

A beautiful, wild polish girl with long hair.

Blanka is a beautiful girl.

by Mikey.mouse.oof December 8, 2019

Bluntaversary

The one year, one month, and so on, anniversary of the first time you smoked a blunt. A true day to remember. And what do you do to celebrate? Roll another blunt!

Tex: "Dude, guess what today is!?"
Marko: "What?"
Tex: "It's my bluntaversary!"
Marko: "What are you gonna do to celebrate?"
Tex: "Roll another blunt! Wanna join me in celebrating?"
Marko: "Sure dude!"

by ManOfCars June 15, 2009

blunker

while sitting on the can having bowel movement you have your girl give you a blow job.

"baby i forgot my magazine, get in here and give me a blunker"

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

bluntaction

bluntaction, this refers to rollin up a nice blunt and str8 up chillen and token on it

pmatt: yo i def need some weed in my system
dman: i feel that, ill hit you up after work and we can get some bluntaction going

by D.Wylaz February 8, 2007