Blumpkin

The delicate art of receiving a Blowjob while taking a shit.

Yo my nigga clex is a G, he stays getting blumpkins like crazy. His bittys be on point too! nough said.

by Clexs Wifey June 17, 2012

Blumpkin

Where A girl Gives a guy A blowjob while he's on the toilet taking a shit

i was on the toilet and aussie gave me a Blumpkin

by Jacquelyn-renee carol sabo November 27, 2012

Blumpkin

the act of thinking or having an idea.

"i dont have a blumpkin of what we are going to do today."

by dayrissa April 21, 2009

Blumpkin

A fat piece of white trash with especially poor hygiene and body odor. A loser who isn't going to do anything with their life and always makes excuses about how their problems are beyond control.

Dude: Did you hear about Christian's car? It broke down again so he isn't going to be able to move out of his mom's any time soon now.

Guy: Maybe if he stopped being a blumpkin and got a job and stopped buying $50 cars that break down then he could make some progress.

by DATAyymbr March 8, 2014

Blumpkin

A combination of the two best things in the word!

Dude, I gotta blumpkin lastnite from my girl, I swear I was in heaven.

by sosaditty June 21, 2011

Blumpkin

The meaning for everything that is good in life.

Blumpkins! come on it describes itself

by Swat23 July 24, 2008

Blumpkin

A Halloween Pumpkin with no eyes
Its got a lot of Fibre in it and it helps u shit.

meh blumpkin

by i am matt shadows September 18, 2009