Blumpkin

The delicate art of receiving a Blowjob while taking a shit.

Yo my nigga clex is a G, he stays getting blumpkins like crazy. His bittys be on point too! nough said.

by Clexs Wifey June 17, 2012

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Blumpkin

Where A girl Gives a guy A blowjob while he's on the toilet taking a shit

i was on the toilet and aussie gave me a Blumpkin

by Jacquelyn-renee carol sabo November 27, 2012

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Blumpkin

the act of thinking or having an idea.

"i dont have a blumpkin of what we are going to do today."

by dayrissa April 21, 2009

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Blumpkin

A fat piece of white trash with especially poor hygiene and body odor. A loser who isn't going to do anything with their life and always makes excuses about how their problems are beyond control.

Dude: Did you hear about Christian's car? It broke down again so he isn't going to be able to move out of his mom's any time soon now.

Guy: Maybe if he stopped being a blumpkin and got a job and stopped buying $50 cars that break down then he could make some progress.

by DATAyymbr March 8, 2014

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