Criminal Blowback

Criminal Blowback refers to the fact that if 99% of people play by the rules, that 1% still creates enough carnage that causes new tactics to be taken to combat those crimes. Which ends up hurting the 99% majority by means of the Blowback. Examples: If 1 student kills someone in a school; everyone else is then forced to endure random body searches and waits in long lines through metal detectors. If 1 person cheats on a test, then everyone else is then forced into taking a more difficult test, because the normal test may be compromised. If 1 man uses his car to smash it into a building; then everyone else is then forced to pay a higher insurance rate to cover the lost funds spent to repair the building. If 1 man rapes a woman; then everyone else is then forced to deal with harsher Sex laws. Which have become so stupid in some states, that if a person is caught urinating in public, they can be convicted as a Sex Offender. If 1 man finds a new way to put poison into a jar of food; then everyone else is then forced to pay higher prices for that item, because new security features had to be added to protect the food.
Since Criminal acts are not committed by just 1 person, but thousands, even millions of persons worldwide; the Blowback that everyone else is forced to endure can not be measured. So basically; the criminal act of 1 person, causes 1000 others that didn't have anything to do with the crime to suffer; Both directly and indirectly.

I'm so freakin' sick of being forced to type in long lines of letters and numbers in these stupid Captcha windows, because scumbag hackers want to act like criminals! It's not fair that criminals commit the crimes, but those of us honest people end up suffering! Hackers know ways around Captcha windows, so all this ever does is annoys those of us that actually follow the rules! There is a way to stop Criminal Blowback and it's called a Guillotine. Criminal's head goes in, but never comes back out!

by the2ndflood August 22, 2008

Tokyo Blowback

It is a sexual position that involves one man and two women (preferably, but not exclusively, Asian and/or prostitutes). The first woman goes down on the man, while the other is providing a seductive salad tossing. The man will make *Chop Chop* hand motions while also making racist comments. The woman in front then pulls the cock from her mouth, and gently blows across the man's taint to signal to the second woman that it's time for the next move. The second woman steps back a sec, and produces an antique oriental fan as she lights a cherry blossom candle. She blows the faint, floral aroma towards the man to enrich his senses as he ejaculates to put out the candle.

Strokiko and Ayumi decided that Fassy Shark deserved a Tokyo Blowback. But, since they did not have any cherry blossom candles handy, they decided it would have to wait.

by Minty Schlongustus Muramaki May 5, 2014

Beeston blowback

To blow hot vape tobacco smoke up someone's anus, then let them enjoy the sensation before expelling the tobacco cloud from the anus back into the protagonists mouth.

I had a right good time with that there Philip Schofield last night, he even let me give him a filthy Beeston Blowback

by Lucky Pierre June 10, 2023

brown blowback

Those mysterious clumps and drops of fecal matter that somehow wind up under the toilet rim, or on the bottom of the toilet seat after a particularly exuberant bowel movement.

I often use my urine stream to try to power-wash off the brown blowback collecting in the bowl. Its cheaper than Scrubbing Bubbles and much more fun.

by hooligan0068 October 1, 2012

Boise Blowback

After performing oral sex on a male to completion, the act of spitting the semen into the mouth of the one who ejaculated.

Martha sucked on Ron's dick until he spewed his jiz into her fucking mouth. Martha then spit the hot load into Ron's mouth as he smiled with glee. It was Ron and Marthas first Boise Blowback, the first of many.

by Chris Boston September 23, 2006

Crusty Blowback

When you're simply too lazy or poor to get more tissue so you pick up some old crusty tissue out the bin to blow your nose on so you don't have to move or buy tissue.

"Hey man you still got that cold?"

"Yeah, I was so tired I had to Crusty Blowback I couldn't be bothered to get more tissue "

OR

"Fuck man I just had a wank and I had nothing to clean with so I had to Crusty Blowback!"

by Queen Noodle October 3, 2017

blumpkin blowback

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump, combined with the holy grail of the splash from the dump landing in her eye.

With one big splash and a squeal, my blumpkin turned into a blumpkin blowback, pushing me right over the edge!!

by Dirty girl April 23, 2018