Blitz

noob UT player

Blitz is a noob

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

blitz

Friend or comrade (derrives from an intoxicated individual attempting to say "Blud")

"Wagwan blitz" (whats happening friend)

by K&D May 2, 2006

blitz

When one calls "dibs", an opposing person may call blitz, leaving both parties to race to take off their pants the fastest. If one is not wearing pants, they lose by default

I want that monster, DIBZ!!

Blitz!!!!

dude, put your pants back on, freak

by badazzzz June 13, 2013

Blitz

Incredibly Good looking and Intelligent. Usually sexy and hot. Definitely a great guy to be with.

It's Blitz! Take a picture, QUICK!

by BATMAN QUACK July 24, 2016

blitz

Someone who is cancerous and abusive. It is recommended to avoid any contact with someone using the name. They are likely to abuse and hack you.

"That hacker dude is so rude. He's such a blitz."

by UnknownPokemon13 November 21, 2016

Blitz

Getting a girl or boy.

She bad asl bro , I'm bouta blitz.

by Big G from the Bronx March 29, 2017

Blitz

A word used to cancel out or reverse a reward, (depending on how you and your friends play it), in the shotgun game. The driver has final say if the passengers argue about whether or not the person calling "blitz" cancels out the other person's claim to shotgun in which it's a race, fight or contest to the claim of front seat, or if it is a reversal and the person calling blitz now gets to sit up front. Blitz's can be avoided by saying "Shotgun no Blitz."

Phil: Nick and Mike are you ready to leave?

Mike: Yells "Shotgun!"

Nick: Yells "Blitz!"

They both argue until Phil claims the blitz cancels out the shotgun claim.

Both Nick and Mike have a contest and jerk each other off to see who cums first and whoever does has to sit in the back.

Mike: Damnit I'm about to cum!

Nick wins and gets to sit up front.

While sitting up front Nick farts and Phil yells doorknob.

Nick: "Blitz!"

Phil: Blitz doesn't work in the doorknob game only in the shotgun game!

Nick: Googles it and realizes he's wrong.

Phil and Mike beat the shit out of Nick

by Daddy Domt Mess Around July 31, 2017