by KT NO DOTS August 20, 2010
by seany dangerous February 26, 2008
A verb associated with one going all-out on something i.e. an object, competition or anything in which can receive human impact physically or mentally. Also commonly referred to getting extremely drunk, raised or both.
- I blitzed my exam; finished within 20 minutes!
- John started pushing Liam and then Liam just blitzed it. I don't think John will be picking on him again!
- On the last lap of the 800m race, this kid absolutely blitzed it. He deserved 1st place!
- John started pushing Liam and then Liam just blitzed it. I don't think John will be picking on him again!
- On the last lap of the 800m race, this kid absolutely blitzed it. He deserved 1st place!
by Maximus Decimus Meridi March 11, 2012
by Jammmmster November 16, 2009
Blitzed is a term used when one smokes an excessive amount of marijuana, to the point where said person is so insanely stoned that he or she is bound to start taking their clothes off.
The term may also be used when one comsumes ridiculous amounts of alcohol, to the point where said person is barely able to function properly.
The term may also be used when one comsumes ridiculous amounts of alcohol, to the point where said person is barely able to function properly.
Girlfriend - "I'm fucking pissed at you."
Boyfriend - "Why?!"
Girlfriend - "You called last night and left a message saying I was the worst sex you've ever had."
Boyfriend - "::laughing:: I'm sorry, baby. I hung out with the guys and we smoked so much weed/drank so much. I was fucking blitzed."
Boyfriend - "Why?!"
Girlfriend - "You called last night and left a message saying I was the worst sex you've ever had."
Boyfriend - "::laughing:: I'm sorry, baby. I hung out with the guys and we smoked so much weed/drank so much. I was fucking blitzed."
by alex shuts up February 27, 2006
Phrase coined from the show How I Met Your Mother.
The person who leaves right before something awesome happens. As soon as The Blitz leaves, something great happens and they all tell the Blitz about it in the morning.
Being the Blitz is a curse you don't want to have, making everyone believe that only the Blitz's departure will make the night exciting. The curse is usually passed from person to person.
Named for Matt Blitz who Ted and Marshall went to college with - left right before the school became co-ed.
The person who leaves right before something awesome happens. As soon as The Blitz leaves, something great happens and they all tell the Blitz about it in the morning.
Being the Blitz is a curse you don't want to have, making everyone believe that only the Blitz's departure will make the night exciting. The curse is usually passed from person to person.
Named for Matt Blitz who Ted and Marshall went to college with - left right before the school became co-ed.
The curse of the Blitz is passed on to Ted and the next morning he realizes he missed something.
Everyone: THE GENTLEMAN!!!
Ted: What was that?
Barney: Oh, Blitz, you had to be there.
Ted: I'm not the Blitz!
Everyone: THE GENTLEMAN!!!
Ted: What was that?
Barney: Oh, Blitz, you had to be there.
Ted: I'm not the Blitz!
by morgz1 January 01, 2012
by ski' b March 27, 2010