"Yo she was screaming sooo loud I thought i was doing a mighty fine job. She told me afterwards I was giving her the battering ram."
by Joe Guy June 3, 2003
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by sterfsterfsterf October 15, 2011
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Oh, are they bothering?
Sure looked like it, they snogged the whole night.
Oh, are they bothering?
Sure looked like it, they snogged the whole night.
by Shuaman October 3, 2018
Get the bothering mug.Another name for a penis utilizing the terms "baby batter" or semen, cum, jizz...and "battering ram" or large blunt object used to open things.
by babybatter August 2, 2009
Get the Baby Battering Ram mug.The desperate behaviour someone exhibits when trying to pass a 12 pound, boulder of shit through an anus that is simply too small to allow such an occurance. General includes shifting one's position on the toilet, breathing rapidly, and trying to forcefully evacuate one's rectum.
Sweating with effort and grating his teeth in pain, he sat on the toilet, blaggering desperately. Tears ran down his scarlet face as the mountain of molten faeces tried to force its way out of his body. The wind seemed to shoot out of his lungs, but he could not scream in a public space. He lifted his knees up to his chest, placing his feet on toilet bowl, but to no affect. He sat up straight, raised his arms, and began sharply exhaling in a desperate bid to release the mudslide, but again, it did not work. The truth is, his blaggering was in vain. It was impossible for the enormous shit to leave his ass without tearing his sphincter. He would leave alive, but not unharmed.
by Shadilay's Sorrow March 15, 2022
Get the Blaggering mug.When in a dispute, claiming victory, after doing nothing to make you win. Then the apposing person not catching on that you didn't do anything. Thus they aren't in the knowing so you win.
by Josh Norris January 11, 2008
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