Blast from the past 

When you get older and look back at the young dumb days of your life. Drug use sex and country music.

Hey Randy you want to have a blast from the past?

Blast from the past by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 10, 2022

Bucket of Muzzle Blast 

Among artillerymen, a nonexistent item used to trick rookies. It is commonly used to send rookies on a wild goose chase. (Muzzle blast is the burst of smoke and fire that erupts from the muzzle when a shell is fired.)

"Private, go to the supply sergeant and see if he can find you a bucket of muzzle blast."

Bucket of Muzzle Blast by Tom from the Shore November 19, 2007

blasicinowhinotianchishanazi 

Somebody who is black, white, Asian, Mexican, Filipino, white, albino, martian, French, anything that ends in -ish, German, and Nazi.

What everyone wants to be but know they can't be.

Hitler would've killed the blasicinowhinotianchishanazi.

blasicinowhinotianchishanazi by Sister Mary Lephant March 18, 2010

package blast

a forceful or an incapacitating strike (usually) to a man's crotch; can also be used to describe an unfortunate event that is just as painful. *AKA blast in the package

Even though the old man wanted to apologize for hitting Mike Tyson's car, Tyson was so angry that he gave the man a crisp package blast and walked away.

package blast by Sheldon May 14, 2003

Blasey-Ford 

Survivor. Patriot. American hero.

Christine Blasey-Ford was so brave to share her story with the world.

Blasey-Ford by America Lover 🇺🇸 September 8, 2020

Awkward Blastoise 

When an awkward turtle is insufficient for the awkwardity of the situation, one must "evolve" their awkward turtle into the Awkward Blastoise. This hand configuration uses the pointer and pinky finger of the top hand as Hydro Pumps to douse the situation.

While visiting his girlfriend's parents, Rob farted at the dinner table very loudly. The mom implemented the awkward turtle, but was immediately over-ruled by the dad's more appropriate use of the Awkward Blastoise in order to sufficiently encompass the awkwardity of the situation.

Awkward Blastoise by Cypress A 106 April 24, 2009

geto blaster 

an old oversized boombox (kinda like the ones used in the 80's)

have you seen his old school geto blaster?
yeah ! he got it at the pawn shop for fifty bucks !

geto blaster by dreamernsc12 January 27, 2014