dave matthews bland

n. A sub-genre of music consisting of mostly acoustic guitars and polo shirts, often identified by its cliched covers (e.g. Sublime's "Santeria").

adj. Of the college bar variety.

This band is so dave matthews bland. We should leave this crappy bar.

dave matthews bland by CasetteFM September 11, 2009

Mr Bland 

Mr Bland was one of the main character on homestarrunner's webpage and was about of the "Strongest Man in the World Contest" but he was crushed by a falling "Bubs Concession Stand" him and Senor were pretty much replaced with Bubs and are now forgotten characters.

Mr Bland: "Okay.. This is going really well." (gets crushed by some grapes while in the Strongest Man in the world Contest) "oh."

Mr Bland by Stephen DeFilippo December 6, 2006

Charlie Bland 

Charlie Bland aka my hubby is the prod father of my son Jake and he is a patriotic Texas citizen who identifies as a banana.

Charlie Bland is the best hubby ever.

Charlie Bland by Lucy Sinclair April 21, 2021

tash bland 

A tash bland is when a person is very beautiful both inside and out. A tash bland can be strong independent and very intelligent. They have many friends, and many want to be like them,

Girl : I'm so insecure
Boy: But why, you look like a tash bland..'
Girl : I LOVE YOU

tash bland by illnevertellllllllllllllllll October 28, 2010

Mr. Bland 

The shittiest teacher at Vincennes University. He is a not nice person and lets girls leave the classroom whenever they want.

"Hey brandy, would you like to leave today" said Mr. Bland

Mr. Bland by @brandy16554 October 29, 2018

boy bland 

Just another boring, manufactured boy band, singing boring, manufactured pop songs.

Britney: OMG, that 'One Direction' are such a total boy bland!
Courtney: Totally!

boy bland by samusamus December 13, 2010

Patricia bland 

some black girl shes stupid

bruh its Patricia bland lets leave shes so stupid

Patricia bland by quandle bingle balls December 1, 2022