blarf job

When a girl throws up on your cock while giving you a blow job.

After dinner, because my girl was on the rag, she decided to blow me, but apparently dinner didn't sit right with her and she ended up giving me a blarf job.

by Gabe & Mickey August 7, 2006

Baffoon

A moron who has seen the definition of "bafoon" and thinks he is smart enough to spell it correctly, but still is too fucking stupid to look up how to spell it

Idiot: "wow people who can't spell baffoon are so stupid! like seriously, who would be that dumb?"
Smart person: "you fucking idiot..."

by kylorendud July 23, 2020

baffling

Shocking, appalling, straight up jaw dropping

It was baffling to see goody two shoes Susie dress like a skanky whore to school.

by slushxlush August 28, 2006

blarfy

The feeling that's beyond nauseous, but you still don't vomit. Bleugh + barfy feeling = blarfy

I just feel bleugh...and very barfy. Just blarfy.

by Chicka Nuts January 17, 2008

blaf

"Built Like A Fighter"

Used in mma circles, especially the UnderGround Forum at mma.tv, to describe someone who is not actually an mma fighter, but is built like one. Reputed origin is an article describing Dana White, President of the UFC, as "built like a fighter"; hence, to date, blaf has most often been used in reference to Dana White.

Dana White, the bald-headed, f-bomb dropping, egomaniac, delusional, petty President of the UFC, may not technically be an mma fighter himself, but he is most definitely BLAF!

by Keswick from the UG Forum mma.tv August 31, 2008

Bafflefuck

To be confused, you are bafflefucked

Ah, man this maths homework is bafflefuckingly hard

by totallyawesomedudeman June 14, 2010

baffergaggle

When you burp and accidently throw up a little in your mouth.

*burp* aww man, I just baffergaggled.

by jdm14885 January 10, 2012