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Birkenstock Mafia

A seemingly loosely-knit group of lesbians on any and every online edifice for verbal war (i.e.: usenet, forums, online art communities) who, when one of them is even mildly insulted, will rain relentless hellfire upon the foolish, hapless mortal that seemingly made a newbie mistake, and any fool who may speak either on the behalf of the mortal, or attempts to calm the sisterhood. They are also trendsetters and have a majority of the public opinion of online art communities in the palms of their fishy hands.
Beware the Birkenstock Mafia, they own this 'net
by BurningForCheetos April 6, 2005
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Birkensock

Those goofy folks who wear socks with sandals of all persuasions. Even in the dead of winter--so lame! The ones who wear thermal socks with their sandals are the most lame asses!
Hey look at that hippie chick she's so birkensock today! Man I don't now how she's walking through the snow like that?
by ReyMon! October 29, 2010
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Birkenstocks

Sandals that were made popular by butch lesbians in the 90's. You often see people wearing these with socks. They are a definite fashion don't.
Fashion victim: Those are my Birkenstocks! I love them! They are so comfortable and they go with everything!

Stacey: In what world do birkenstock's go with anything?

Clinton: Throw them out! Throw them out now!
by Gamelockedtight March 27, 2009
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birfen

Tyrone said "I've been birfen kids since I was 8 yrs old"
by Luetenant Light October 13, 2015
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BIRKENSTOCKS

Only the most comfortable shoes and sandals you will ever find. Sandals and clogs are the typical occurrence, however, they produce various other types. Worn by hippies and preps alike, lauded for comfort by all. Everyone should own at least one pair.
Dude, I feel like I am walking on a cloud, thanks to my BIRKENSTOCKS!

Me too!
by birklover November 23, 2021
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Birkenau

A cultural place where the so-called - "gnomes" went to take a shower.
He went to Birkenau
by wordguy9891 February 9, 2022
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jose briseno

I have a Jose Briseno
by John simims February 16, 2018
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