Bert

HE A RACIST, all he says is jabba and has a small cock

"LABBA JABBA RABBA, MESSI NIGGAS, WHO, WHO ASKED" - Bert

by Steverinohashugeworm June 7, 2021

Bert

Absolutely anything

Thats bert that

by anonymous December 2, 2021

Bert

a snail that loves law

person 1: LOOK ITS BERT!!
bert: 🐌

person 2: he said that you're guilty as charged

by youramazing<3 September 27, 2022

bert

The funniest youtuber in the world who primarily makes short Spongebob YouTube Poops. He makes the characters say different things from the original episode usually resulting in a sexual reference such as when he made Mr. Krabs say "get that suit on sailor! It's already been cummed on!" instead of the original, "it's already been paid for!", in the episode where Pearl takes over the Krusty Krab and gives them the crazy onesie uniforms where Squidward says, "rage, fury, irritation, humiliation,". That's just one hilarious example. He is a talented voice actor who gets the character's voices almost spot on and also manipulates the speeds and movements of the characters to make them look like they're saying what he wants them to say. Most of his videos have been taken down unfortunately due to Viacom saying that he was violating copyright laws. He has about 60,000 subscribers.

Squidward: "Now, repeat after me! bert's edits are so good!"
Spongebob: "bert's edits suck dick!"
Squidward: "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!" (throws mirror)

by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022

Bert

A term of endearment for a cat

I love sitting with berts. I love holding this bert

by ursubpar March 9, 2023

bert

A disabled piece of shit, usually very rude. Always wears a hat and sits in his chair.

has a fine mom though

bert is a bad person
you see bert? he’s disabled.

by momsaremylife March 21, 2024

Bert

To predict or reconstruct missing information by relying heavily on the surrounding context.

The word is Inspired by the BERT ai model from google which basically an ai model that understands context.

You can Bert the answer, if you read the whole pharagraph

by Crypto‎ March 6, 2026