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dick-berg 

you know when your sitting in the bath tub with your lady friend and you have a chubby and just the tip is poking out of the water. well that my friend is a dick-berg.
Hey baby come on over here but stay clear of the dick-berg it might sink your ship.

Baby only 10% of the dick-berg is visible the other 90% is below the water.
dick-berg by kyljon November 29, 2009
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The Berg 

When a extremely drunk person tries to make out with an unsuspecting party. Usually the make out is undesired and lots of unwanted tongue is involved.
"Girl, what happened to you?"

"That guy over there just tried to pull The Berg on me. I had to fight to get free."
The Berg by ValpoHo August 9, 2012

Nate Berg 

The person who is the single most annoying, misogynistic, and crusty person you know of. His only personality trait is repeating the same things over and over again in a sentence and making shitty videos. Probably looks like a Whopper that's been under the couch for about a year too.
Yo did you see that guy recording a girl shoot heroin the other day? Totally a Nate Berg moment.
Nate Berg by Little Titties May 6, 2020

Henrik Berg 

Henrik Berg is just another synonym for god. He is always considered as one of "The boys" and is really intelligent. A Henrik Berg will always be surrounded by the prettiest girls, but he will struggle to maintain just one relationship. He will always prioritize the boys before anyone else.
"Boys, if we are gonna host a party we need a Henrik Berg!"

"The girls will be coming, so Henrik Berg is definitely gonna be there"
Henrik Berg by The Sexy Beast!! March 11, 2021

douche berg

Someone whom upon your first impression is generally positive, but over time, gets worse the more you get to know them. Like, an iceberg, most of their douchiness is concealed, but becomes more and more apparent the more you see them.
"Mike seemed like a really cool guy when we met, but the constant bitching and moaning is really annoying. I just don't think I can see him anymore after he shat on my living room rug."
"What a douche berg."
douche berg by whaWHApopPOP January 2, 2012

aki berg 

pronounced: ah-key-berg

1. One who is incompetent.
2. Devoid of those qualities requisite for effective conduct or action.

"This guy is a regular Aki Berg out there."
aki berg by _po_gv August 9, 2006