Beirdo - Noun
A portmanteau of the words beard and weirdo. A bearded, middle-aged man with greasy, oily skin and scraggly hair (if applicable). Many Beirdos will sport a shaven head or, on slightly rarer occasions, a bullet (see the 11th definition for Bullet). Hygienic habits of a Beirdo include refusal to use a toothbrush, soap, deodorant, or toilet paper. Beirdos generally have an inner electromagnetic affinity which attracts them to small groups of younger teenage boys with whom they can converse, even if against the group's will. Beirdos tend to enjoy discussing such subjects as hanging dead bodies, torturing small defenseless animals, and eating raw meat. The Beirdo's habitat ranges throughout the United States, some having been sighted even as far south as Baja California. They are most commonly spotted in Walmart, in The Dollar Store, at County Fairs, or in public restrooms, always taking a dump, but never wiping. Like the chimpanzee, Beirdos have been known to fling their waste if provoked. Experts suggest maintaining a 20 foot distance in order to stay out of range of a Beirdo's pungent, natural odor.
A portmanteau of the words beard and weirdo. A bearded, middle-aged man with greasy, oily skin and scraggly hair (if applicable). Many Beirdos will sport a shaven head or, on slightly rarer occasions, a bullet (see the 11th definition for Bullet). Hygienic habits of a Beirdo include refusal to use a toothbrush, soap, deodorant, or toilet paper. Beirdos generally have an inner electromagnetic affinity which attracts them to small groups of younger teenage boys with whom they can converse, even if against the group's will. Beirdos tend to enjoy discussing such subjects as hanging dead bodies, torturing small defenseless animals, and eating raw meat. The Beirdo's habitat ranges throughout the United States, some having been sighted even as far south as Baja California. They are most commonly spotted in Walmart, in The Dollar Store, at County Fairs, or in public restrooms, always taking a dump, but never wiping. Like the chimpanzee, Beirdos have been known to fling their waste if provoked. Experts suggest maintaining a 20 foot distance in order to stay out of range of a Beirdo's pungent, natural odor.
Example 1: The Beirdo cackled hysterically as he recounted the last time he'd seen his grandmother fall and break her hip.
Example 2: The stench of Beirdo wafted into my nostrils as I felt the warm breath of a middle-aged bald man whisper into my ear, "You ever eaten a raw gopher?"
Example 2: The stench of Beirdo wafted into my nostrils as I felt the warm breath of a middle-aged bald man whisper into my ear, "You ever eaten a raw gopher?"
by JuhCoby55 October 27, 2009
Get the Beirdo mug.A condition in which feces are discharged from the bowels frequently and in liquid form. Said feces smell of beer and is brought on from drinking way to much beer the night before. Is usually accompanied by a hangover.
by Rainier42 February 5, 2010
Get the Beerarrhea mug.Related Words
beiran
• Beira
• Beira'd
• Stephen Beiras
• Licor Beirão
• Beirut
• beeracle
• bearanoid
• behrad
• Beibarys
A bearataur is a puny cross between a bear and a centaur. It is known to live in the middle part of Colorado, but they shy away from encounters. It is common for them to soil themselves when spotted. Also, they are awful at basketball.
by OntarioRage February 23, 2011
Get the Bearataur mug.The ability to keep your beer in your hand and upright while intoxicated / sleeping / unconscious / past out
Last night , Dave fell down the stairs and didnt even spill his beer.
I woke up and still had my beer in my hand . beeravity
I woke up and still had my beer in my hand . beeravity
by Cookie Monster T.O. September 22, 2011
Get the Beeravity mug.Someone against beer or alcohol consumption. Even if it is for ones own good, can be referred to a beeracrat.
I asked my friend to "pass me another beer" and he said "you have had enough". So I asked him "do you worked for the beeracrats or something, pass me a damn beer!!
by The dyer June 14, 2013
Get the beeracrats mug.Bairam is a cool person who you can trust with anything and can trust his close ones with anything he loves all his family with all his heart and if anyone touches his family have a lot to deal with all the Girls should apriciate this amazing human being
by Thecoolkid66 February 18, 2019
Get the Bairam mug.A Cuban name originates from a the small lake side town
People with this name usually suffer from micro penis and up-syndrome
People with this name usually suffer from micro penis and up-syndrome
by WhyIsLife04 October 12, 2021
Get the behra mug.