bestie beastie

Your best friend in the whole world, your animal companion.

Oh my dearest Lucy, my true love, you are my forever bestie beastie!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

Wild Transamerican Beast

A creature of Vegas known for screwing women with his limp penis in the suites at Imperial Palace.

That wild transamerican beast will fuck anything with his limp dick!

by WTAB Admirer September 6, 2012

beast fuck

to have sex like a wild horny beast.

Jessica just doesn't know that when I finally get to have sex with her. I'm gonna beast fuck the shit outta her.

by jigga jerry December 24, 2008

Sexy Beast

A guy who is so fucking sexy that everyone gets a massive orgasm by just looking at him.

Look at Dylan and Isaiah! They are such Sexy Beasts!

by JTS2 April 22, 2021

midget beastiality

When a midget and some sort of animal come together and have sex. It combines your two favorite things: Midget porn and beastiality

I saw some freaky midget beastiality where a midget banged a great Dane.

by Ghetto Grampa June 25, 2015

Mark of The Beast

A lower back tattoo commonly referred to as ass antlers, tramp stamp and a bullseye.

When she bent over, I saw the Mark of the Beast on her back. It might as well have been a bullseye.

by SheilaPrince August 23, 2009

megabank beast guap

Similiar to megabank, megabank beast guap is an insanely, disgustingly awesome achievement. To be megabank beast guap someone or something must rule complete and total ass. He, she, or it must be so fucking great that there is no word in any language on this fucking planet that can describe them.

Dude did you see King Jewman Sr. beast that village hero sub? MEGABANK BEAST GUAP!!!!!

by King Jewman Jr.'s accomplice August 22, 2009