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Beeting my tofu

{beating the bishop}{beating your meat} {(choking the chicken} The animal friendly way of saying you are masturbating.
Often used by soy-boys and vegans alike.
"I was beeting my tofu last night to some good ass cuckold adult content"
by The Black Plague January 23, 2019
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beasting

Damn yo, you need to stop beasting son. Niggas scared of your shit and ain't gonna come back.
by Mixup May 1, 2003
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beasting

The act of a male continuously, or on a sigle occasion, targetting a female significantly younger than him for a relationship of a sexual nature.
He is totally beasting that girl!

I'm beasting on her.
by __titch October 8, 2011
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bee sting

When you are doing her Doggie Style and you pull it out of her puss and shove it in her ass without easing it in.
Man I was doing the fly girl and gave her a bee sting I thought she was going to break my cock off she turned around so fast.
by Shurett September 2, 2003
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Bee sting

A bee sting is a difficult sexualy manoeuvre for even the most experienced sex addicts.It requires the female to be pressed hard against her neck with legs and back pointing directly up, from the advantage position you dip your stinger in and out.
Not only is there a bee-sting but also a reverse bee sting, with practice, one can become a BEE STING MASTER.
by Jamiestinnnnng January 14, 2009
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Bee Sting

The act of a man having sex with a woman, then cutting off his own "stinger", leaving it inside her. The man then dies from blood loss, as a bee does to defend its territory.
"Did you hear how Bobby died?"
Yeah he pulled off the bee sting with his girlfriend"
by nvj26 July 23, 2010
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Beasting

The act of a larger sized person sprawling their weight over an area, primarily in performance situations, particularly DJing. Beasting often includes using the appearance of unnecessary force to turn the knobs on the mixer. Beasting can also apply to gatherings that include leaning over tables, such as a potluck or a buffet.
"Damn, she sure was beasting over the decks at the party the other night, I swear the turntables got sweaty!"

"Kathy, quit beasting over the mashed potatoes over there! I'd like to have some too, you know.."
by modest.approach November 27, 2011
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