by Bestiebooboo March 16, 2023

Mom: can you please get me the milk?
Son: no Im in my bed
Mom: why? Is that your new house or sumthin?
Son: yup
Son: no Im in my bed
Mom: why? Is that your new house or sumthin?
Son: yup
by Unknown❓ September 3, 2018

The bed the best place place in the world. in the mornings you never wanna leave it. and in evening you love it. the bed is the best place in the whole world
by AfunnyPerson October 8, 2019

Where bad things happen.
kid:mommmmmm
Mom: don't come in the bedroom
Kid: i'm still coming
Kid: ( enters) sees dad fucking mom
Mom: oh oh
Dad : wanna join?
Mom: don't come in the bedroom
Kid: i'm still coming
Kid: ( enters) sees dad fucking mom
Mom: oh oh
Dad : wanna join?
by poopidy scoop January 9, 2020
