Refers to the time Maggie and Kellen wrote "YOLO" on Tamara's boobs and "because YOLO" became "because Tamara's boobs". True story.
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Jane: Because you're gay.
Kat: Why did you sleep with my boyfriend?
Lisa: Because you're gay.
Jimmy: Daddy, why don't you love me?
Dad: Because you're gay.
Jane: Because you're gay.
Kat: Why did you sleep with my boyfriend?
Lisa: Because you're gay.
Jimmy: Daddy, why don't you love me?
Dad: Because you're gay.
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A phrase used in substitution for actual reasons. It's typically used in situations where a question is either too complex to give a sound logical answer and it's simpler to convince the other person that they should just give you the benefit of the doubt, or because the question is incredibly stupid and therefore not worth answering, or the answer that would have been given should be obvious to anyone with a brain. It can also be used to just make a statement about something.
Person 1: I fucking hate Carrot Top.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because reasons.
Person 1: Are you voting for Santorum in the primaries?
Person 2: No, because reasons.
*kid falls off of bicycle*
Person 1: Haha, it's funny because reasons.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because reasons.
Person 1: Are you voting for Santorum in the primaries?
Person 2: No, because reasons.
*kid falls off of bicycle*
Person 1: Haha, it's funny because reasons.
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Get the Because I got high mug.The answer that most parents, (mostly moms) will give their child when they dont want them to do something or go somewhere. It is said because they know the child knows they have no answer, so they will simply say, Because i said so!
Billy: "Mom c'mon, please let me stay at Ben's tonight!"
Mother:"No Billy."
Billy: "Dammit why not!"
Mother: "Because I said so!"
Billy: "That's not a answer mom!"
Mother: "I'll pick you up in a hour, bye" **click**
Billy: "FUCK!"
Mother:"No Billy."
Billy: "Dammit why not!"
Mother: "Because I said so!"
Billy: "That's not a answer mom!"
Mother: "I'll pick you up in a hour, bye" **click**
Billy: "FUCK!"
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Inspired by Gilbert Gottfried's impression of an old Groucho Marx where he explains why the Marx Brothers took jobs on terrible projects late in their career.
Inspired by Gilbert Gottfried's impression of an old Groucho Marx where he explains why the Marx Brothers took jobs on terrible projects late in their career.
"Why would Orson Wellles agree to be in that animated Transformers movie?"
"Simple, it was because Chico needed the money!"
"Simple, it was because Chico needed the money!"
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