No beaver

A condition in which a male suffers from a lack of vaginal contact. Often used in a derogatory manner, when referring to closet homosexuals.

Cletus: Geez, that Simon is looking sad.
Bob: I believe the man had no beaver this century.
Cletus: Yeah, I'd believe that. Wever, No beaver, Only Cock and balls.

by Marty Webb June 5, 2008

beaver

The unsuspectful and/or unintentional spreading of the legs by a modest chick when she's wearing
hot looking shorts, short dress, or skirt while sitting.

"That's a nicest beaver shot she's given yet"

by WesternPALcS November 14, 2007

beaver

a bitch's cunt, pussy, vagina, etc...

That ho has the nastiest beaver.

by ass September 19, 2004

Beavering

Doing something that you know you shouldn't even when your best friend tells you shouldn't.

An Example of this Beavering be meeting a guy on the internet, and meeting him after dark and alone. Or meeting a person for a "date" for the first time and inviting them to your house and telling them they have to leave by four.

by Dan8381 February 8, 2010

Beaver

An adolescent, especially a conceited, skinny, bambi-legged bitch.

Those beavers are annoying the crap out of me.

by Beaverkilla November 25, 2010

Beaver

Someone who looks and acts like a beaver.

For example, they skip school to build dams.
Or they have beaver teeth.

Man, Tom skipped school again.
Yeah hes a beaver, dude, hes building a dam using his sharp teeth.

by Dainys January 5, 2009

beaver

A woman's stinkhole, kunt, or cooter. Sometimes smells like Mexican fast food, or even tunafish.

"Smells like Seven Layers....that beaver eats Taco Bell!" - Les Claypool

by Colonel Turdburglar September 6, 2005