The result of masturbation to the extent that one is found lying naked on their backs, flaccid penis in hand with partially soiled receptacle (sock, tissue, tp, navel, etc.).
Dude, don't walk into Matt's room, I just walked in and found him in a beat off coma and he looks like he saw a spooky ghost.
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Janice: I got beat by the gods.
Cindy & Janice: okuuurrr *finger snaps in unison
Janice: I got beat by the gods.
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Today is the day you can beat a bitch and they can’t say nothing about it. Let’s see how many bitches get beat
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by TwiztedSnowman November 20, 2016
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by nuttery November 15, 2017
Get the Dick Beat December mug.to chill the beanz, to keep their collective temperature sub-zero. Can also refer to a person "ripping shit up".
"Did you see Joe Goggins throwing out some old-skool krumpin' earlier, it was like he was absolutely keepin' the beanz icy in the 504!"
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Get the Keepin' the beanz icy mug.1) Slang term for male masturbation.
2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.
See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle
2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.
See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle
When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!
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