Beanie Boy

Beanie Boy

A class of LA 20 / 30 year old males who have absolutely nothing going on. In response to this problem, they wear knit wool beanies, and half beards and hope this will distract people from the obvious which is they have absolutely nothing going on. This class of LA male twits is distinct from the related neo Rat Packer who wear a Rat Pack chapeau, and the garden variety Douche Bag.

Why do those guys have wool hats on at the beach in the summer ? Oh.... they are beanie boys. They have absolutely nothing going on.

by JohnnyCanuck2 June 13, 2009

Beanie lord

Some one who wears a beanie more than once a week one beanie lord is Lil xan there's also h3h3

Yo he's a beanie lord

Wtf is a beanie lord

Oh sry it's someone who wears a beanie more than once a week

by Beanie Lord MX June 11, 2018

Beanie Weenie

A condom filled with beans

I couldn’t find my dildo last night, so I just used the beanie weenie

by BunnyBoiBitch September 15, 2019

Beanie boos

They were created by the same person who made beanie babies, beanie boos are stuffed animals with big eyes.

Beanie boos.

by That stupid neighbor January 22, 2021

beanie puller

you call someone this when someone pull on yo fuckin beanie -_-

Yooooooooooooooooooooooo dat bitch jensen a beanie puller braH

by the beanie puller January 25, 2022

Beanie Bastard

These little fuckers are kind of like hipsters but they’re not. One could say that they are a little confused all they know is that they like the way beanies look so for some dumbass reason so they keep wearing them. Now they are not really hipsters because they are not organic and they don't really fuck with macha. THEY CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS GOD LOVING HIGH SCHOOL BOYS that look like they grow yeast for their kombucha in their room. So just imagine a regular, masturbating, nasty boy that fucks really hard with beanies.

MY VAGINA IS ALWAYS DRY AS LISAS PIE WHENEVER I SEE A BEANIE BASTARD.

by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022

beanie bubble

Is a term used to describe the noise air makes while exiting your buttocks.

Darline walked passed Wayne and let out a loud smelly beanie bubble.

by Olive24230 July 3, 2023