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beating yourself in public

To post competing defs on Urban Dictionary and watch them "battle it out" before everyone's eyes.
King Kong, why did you pull a Nantucket Surprise by beating yourself in public?
by Shelly Bozdog August 8, 2006
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bellingen

A town known for its high stoner population and strong marijuana
Hey you smoke weed?
Yeah, im from bellingen
by Nick Bruce September 26, 2007
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ass beating

A punishment, usually physical, using crude but enjoyable forms of assault.

Preferably with a nail club
Bitch is getting an ass beating next time I see him.
by Jason Hiestand April 23, 2007
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Beaving

An act of feminism in which young women grow out their pubic hair, work up a crotch sweat, and proceed to grind a male's face.

Often used by sororities as a form of ritual and empowerment.
"Dude, are you coming to our mixer with TPA?"
"Nah bro, I'm still pulling the hair out of my teeth from the last time I got beaved"

"Is it considered cheating if my girlfriend is beaving other dudes?"
by Michael Faps April 23, 2013
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yogi bearing

when someone usually under the age of 21 comes poorly prepared to a camping trip "without booze" and then visits another campsite and relieves them of their delicious treats and beer.
Tonight was going to be a sober night until jimmy went yogi bearing for that ice chest.
by Genitalia1371duecenine June 14, 2010
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beating meat

To masturbate, and cum. Many males do it feels amazing.
He watched porn and beat his meat until he cummed everywhere with white ejaculate . Beating meat
by alcrsms November 15, 2017
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Saying used (especially in the southern US) when the sun is shining yet it's raining. I've been told that in Scandinavian countries they say "There's a marriage in Hades" for this, and in South America they say "The devil and his wife are dancing." (Since all version relate to the devil and his spouse, there's probably some older story that all these sayings derive from.)
I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain, coming down on a sunny day? Yes, the devil is beating his wife. (Heh, CCR reference too.)
by truejim October 28, 2011
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