When you lube your colon up with franks red hot sauce while a black midget licks your balls and a group of asian men shove thousands of live sardines in you. Your mouth being occupied as you have to finish all of the week old macaroni salad
by Thatdude343614 March 20, 2024
Beal City Football is full of guys who think they’re the shit when most are just douche bags. Although there actions speak different considering they are like goated at football.
by i hate u bitches101 November 30, 2021
this is a weird cunt who cant stop talking about drugs. the kind of bullshit he will chat is absolutely endless. He will pretend that his dad is some kind of pop star and he is really famous when actually has 4 fans.
by The King of Druggggs June 27, 2017
This is the town that no one knows about nor cares about. You can travel the entire city of beal city in 3 minutes! Beal city is full of hill Billy county hicks that smoke pot and drink a lot of beer in their confederate flag trucks. You can normally find about 1/2 of the parents in beal city at the "Blue Bar" and the other half working in the fields. You ain't in beal city if you don't smell the nice manure in the morning.
by The beal city savior March 27, 2019
Usually a small tanned with brown hair and brown eyes, with a smaller dick than most, but his amazing cumshot ability and great heart wins over any girl, on most occasions starting with M or P.
by Christinelovesitupthearse July 16, 2015
by cockbanger69420 April 28, 2022
Beal is a very kind person. He has lots of sense of humor and has good grades in School, especially Mathematics. His friends call him "idol"
by Hi VAlilicio November 22, 2019