Dolphin

To mistakenly place your penis in your girl's anus in the act of love making; causing her painful, surprised, and totally ancestral grell (combination growl and high pitched yell) causing her to sound like a dolphin,

I.e.: Gnnnnngaaaahhhh,eeeeeekkkkkkkk, NAghhhhhhhhh, or any combination thereof.

1. Don't dolphin her while doggy style bro . Aim like Robin Hood.
2. Sorry I dolphined you ,babe.

3. Don't dolphin me bae. That shit ain't funny !!!!!!!
4. An intentional and allowed dolphin outcome is truffle butter.

by Bertikus Maximus June 26, 2017

Dolphins

Shitty football team from Miami who always get their asses kcked by the Patriots.They're the biggest group of choke artists in the NFL.

The dolphins always blow dick

by Oscar September 13, 2004

Dolphin

When a guy is screwing a girl from behind and he tries to stick a finger in her butthole, to which she responds by turning her head back towards the guy, and in a high pitch tone, starts squeaking, "UH UH UH UH!"

I tried to put my finger in my girl's ass last night, but she gave me a dolphin!

by BrownBagger1000 February 28, 2011

dolphins

somebody who has a really bad speech impediment and you cant understand at all

Brandon and Johny are both dolphins!

by diabetes ) December 6, 2018

Dolphining

Using only core strength and no arms or upper body strength during sexual intercourse. Having sex without using arms at all, floundering around like a dolphin outside of water

Rumor has it that Joel has gotten really good at dolphining, his core strength is so good he doesn't need to use his arms during sex!

by TieFighter November 20, 2010

dolphin

A young male without any chest hair.

You ladies have fun tonight playing jenga. I'm going out to the Barcade with Kirsten to see if we can catch a few dolphins.

by djwillowfromparis July 12, 2007

Dolphining

To have fun swimming.

"How was the pool party this weekend?"
"Oh, it was great, we wuz just dolphining around."

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) December 17, 2019