Battery licker

Someone who licks batteries; a moron.

Only battery lickers think Tesla's are good vehicles.

by ghost module November 17, 2022

Battery Creek High School

The worst school to ever come out of satans asscrack, at which not even the most incompetant teachers will stay for more than a year, and at which the football "team" has not won a game for going on god damn four fucking years. The only beacon of light and humor in this hellhole is the sheer joy of watching ghetto girls tear eachothers weaves and tracks out and litter the floor with them for weeks untill the lazy ass janitors will get out of their house across the street to come put a dirt ass mop on it for ten seconds.

random nigha: where u go to school?

2nd random nigha: I'as at "Battery Creek High School"

1st nigha: fuck you must be a dumb nizzle fo' shizzle

by markques August 28, 2008

Battery Dolly

Prostitute. Available for sex

The girl is a Battery Dolly.

by Peter July 28, 2003

Battery Pack

3, 24oz beer cans sealwraped for sale

I went to circle K and got a Budweiser Battery Pack

by Jason Doplemore August 22, 2007

Low Battery

When your power hungry tablet doesn't want to change.

Low Battery
*plugs in* Not Charging 5%

by Google is Cool September 14, 2020

battery operated boyfriend (bob)

A vibrator or sometimes a dildo. For when you don't have a steady male companion and/or when he can't get you off.

Person1: You been seeing anyone lately?
Person2: No, it's just been me and BOB or a while now.
Person1: Bob?
Person2: Yeah my battery operated boyfriend (bob).

by Roseread April 12, 2016

Clue Battery

The act of attacking a stupid person (usually with a clue bat, clue-by-four, or LART) in hopes of beating a clue into them. Similar to 'assault and battery' but with the hopes of making the victim less stupid.

Luser: "I cant find the 'any' key!"
Tech: "You are about to be a victim of Clue Battery."
Luser: "Huh?"
Tech: <grabs clue-by-four and leaps over store counter> *WHACK*

by Darcin March 17, 2007