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Yogi Barrier

The barricade that every mans hopes to conquer amidst the yoga pants revolution. Tightly fitting exercise pants that accentuate the titillating silhouette of a woman's voluptuous legs and buttocks most often created by yoga pants.
"It's our third movie night this week, I think I'm finally going to breach her yogi barrier"

"I'm about to break through her yogi barrier"
by HMPoll February 1, 2015
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Great Barrier Beef

A human turd, not necessarily deposited in a toilet, that prevents you from getting somewhere - thus providing a virtual barrier.
The wad of human excrement strewn across the train underpass was a Great Barrier Beef that resulted in Duncan going back home for the day.
by Zonal K August 19, 2019
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Decade Barrier

A decade barrier is when you are so broke that you can't afford a car that was made in the same decade.
Me: I just bought a 2017 Chevy Cruze. I haven't bought a car since 2006!
Them: That's great - you broke the decade barrier.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 5, 2020
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fuck barrier

1.) the point of the conversation where a person first uses the word fuck. from then on anyone can fuck the conversation without it being inappropriate

2.) a measure of the speed of a relationship.
1.) Eunice Bloom: Well, since we've broken the "Fuck
Barrier," allow me to be blunt.

2.) Girls worth dating never break the fuck barrier on the first date.
by booshchugger March 28, 2010
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boner barrier

A binder or notebook hormoney, middle and highschool boys use to conceal errant erections or NRBs. If one cares to realize, use of a boner barrier is rather obvious due to the uncharacteristic way the binder or notebook is pressed against the crotch region.
"Man, Jenny is looking pretty fine today, I'm thinking of asking her to the 8th grade prom."

"yeah, she can touch my digital pet any day of the week."

"::school bell rings:: Quick, throw me your notebook, I need a boner barrier."
by desperryado October 3, 2005
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Fart Barrier

A mental barrier set in place to govern when it is acceptable to fart. To fart before it has been observed "ok" to do so, in a given public surrounding, would be breaking the fart barrier.
Farting in line at the bank, Breaking the fart barrier.

Farted at a job interview, definite breaking of the fart barrier.
by NarcolepticRelic February 27, 2011
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Pee Barrier

The barrier that stops you when you need to fart by threatening to make you piss your pants when you do.
I was about to let out a massive fart i'd been holding for hours but the pee barrier stopped me.
by craz3killa May 14, 2011
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