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Joel Barlow High School

The fucking worst place in the world. Nobody likes anyone. Nothing happens. 1 or 2 fights per year. 10 non white kids per grade if you're lucky. Shitty ass walls that looks like someone painted it all pink, then shit and pissed on the whole thing.
Me: "I go to Joel Barlow High School."
Rest of Fairfield County: "Poor ass bitch."
by Fuck_Connecticut May 12, 2016
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barlowgirl

A girl that does not date. Can also be barlowguy/dude/chick/chicklette/boy etc.etc.
Oh, she's a barlowgirl. She doesn't date. I wonder why.
by Jessica January 5, 2005
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balor

1. To completely fail in online forums.
2. A person fueled by jealousy and rejection
3. To live an empty lonely existance.
Having an E fight about love, and losing, is so balor.
by Mattypranks April 20, 2008
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Baylor

Would do anything for one person who he has liked for more than a year
Baylor wants to go to the dance with his crush.
by Baylor. September 9, 2019
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ken barlow

A small measure of an alcoholic drink, most noteably half a pint. Named after the Coronation Street character who only drinks half pints of beer. Used mainly in a mocking/banter way between young groups of males. Can also refered to simply as a 'ken'.
To order a half pint of beer in the pub one might say 'Could i get a ken barlow please'
by James Graley July 6, 2007
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barlowing

Verb.
1. The act of shafting people in the queue without seeming like a total twat when the bartender forgets that you're at the back of the queue and asks you what you want. This is done by turning to one of the people next to you and saying "This person was here before me." to the bartender thus shafting everybody else and looking like a saint to the bartender and the person next to you. This is called barlowing because it is the moral equivalent of making a song for charity and performing tax evasion.
2. A manoeuvre that allows you to get to the front of a bar queue when one of the people in front of you leave and the person next to you is also contending to get that space. This is done by preventing the leaving man from turning to face you and can be performed in this step by step procedure:
Step 1: Form a barrier between the leaver and the bar's exit. This is commonly done by putting your hand on the bar while facing the leaver. This will cause him to turn the other way.
Step 2: If the leaver turns too far away, the "opponent" will still have a decent chance of getting that space. This can be prevented by putting your other hand on the bar, and then sliding in when the leaver starts to leave.

This is called barlowing because while it is usually considered rude to turn your back on somebody, you'll be thinking "I want your back for good."
1. "Wow Dave, that was very kind of you to let that man go first" "Actually Nick, I was barlowing the queue. I was 9th when I arrived, but I skipped to 2nd!"
2. While Dave was usually a moral person, he occasionally liked to practise barlowing in pubs. He didn't feel any guilt if the person next to him was a notefold cock.
by DeltaFlame November 4, 2015
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barlowe

A person that never gives up and will always find a way to be great , they don't lose, their sex is great
Barlowe does not lose
by Vxgbvxxgj December 24, 2016
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