Westboro Baptist Church

A feces that gets stuck to your buttcheek, and leaves a really gross skid mark.

I was pooping yesterday and I got a Westboro Baptist Church...I hate when that happens!

by WBCsux August 7, 2010

jean-baptiste

A French bouquet, much french very paris.

Oh my god he is very Jean-Baptiste

by frenchy555 March 2, 2014

Westboro Baptist Church

A cult 'church' that believes anyone who does not believe exactly as they do will rot in hell. They are most known for picketing by military funerals saying God is punishing America because the US is a 'f*g-loving country'. Not as well known is the fact they will picket high schools performing 'f*g-loving plays' and are planning to protest against the Super Bowl XLV because not everyone who attends these games is a member of their church. They will even be protesting against the Grammy's just because there are a lot of gay people and people who do not agree with them.

The preceding was an emotionless defintion. Here is my personal definition: Fucked up bastards who will probably end up rotting in hell because they hate people and forget that if they are with any sin, they shan't cast the first stone. See what I did there?

Westboro Baptist Church: Wanna learn how to be a hateful hypocrite? Go to godhatesfags.com. And yes, this is our real website. Look it up.

People with any sense of values: Fuck you Westboro!

Westboro Baptist Church: You disagreed with us. You are going to hell!

People with any sense of values: See ya there fuckers!

by Bree the Bisexual :) February 23, 2011

Surrey baptism

A coming of age event where a Surrey Girl, no more than 18 has 30 (or more) men ejaculate on her at once. The men are required to all wait to do it at the exact same time. The girl is required to love it. If she is a genuine Surrey Girl, she will.

Joe: What you do last weekend?
Mike: I went to a Surrey baptism and came on this slut!
Joe: Were there at least 30 guys there?
Mike: Yes.

by IcePic April 28, 2012

baptista

The person who is in charge or rolling the joint, blunt, or packing the bowl.

Guy1: I just got some more ganja ,who wants to be the baptista
Guy2: I'll do it man, I just picked up some new rolling papers

by Ninja_Star_23 May 21, 2017

Baptism for the dead

A doctrine promoted mostly (but not exclusively) by Mormon groups wherein a living believer is baptized for a dead person who was never baptized.

1 CORINTHIANS 15:22&29,
22) Just as in Adam all die, so also in Christ all will be made alive.
29) Otherwise, what will they do who practice BAPTISM FOR THE DEAD, if the dead are not to be raised? What then would be the point of being BAPTIZED FOR THE DEAD?

by Ellen G. White May 14, 2009

Westboro Baptist Church

A crazy bunch of people based out of Topeka Kansas who believe that God hates America because of tolerance of homosexuality. They protest at events such as military funerals, and were going to picket the funeral of the little girl killed at the Tuscon shooting (where Gabby Giffords was shot) and that the Amish girls killed in the shooting in Pennsylvania deserved to die. They picket anywhere they can and drag their kids into a life of hatred, holding signs such as 'Thank God for 9/11' and believe anyone outside their church tolerates homosexuality and is just plain going to hell.

"You've raised your fat brat to hate the Lord and you tolerate fags, so you and your brat are going to hell"-actually said by Shirley Phelps, daughter of the preacher at Westboro Baptist Church

by lizzysparkles July 1, 2011