feed bankruptcy

feed bankruptcy is the result of being away from social media for so long that it is impossible to catch up on all the posts in your feed since you were last logged on.

Jeff: "Been away for the weekend. Declaring feed bankruptcy. None of y'all did anything interesting anyways, right?"

by txba397 August 26, 2011

bangrupt

A cautionary term used to describe a single woman with child.

"Yea shes cute, but she's got a kid man. She's bangrupt... You better bail!"

Likely instances that indicate the woman is bangrupt:

stripper

barista over the age of twenty one

waitress at an Irish pub

White girls living in Hawaii

Mexican

Black girl smelling of babypowder

Lives in Huntington Beach, drives Camry circa 92-98

Knows the hottest happy hours in town

Has read the "Twilight" saga

see bangruptcy

by scnoundral December 11, 2011

bangruptcy

The point in time where a woman with a child becomes single or is single.

I can't believe she declared bangruptcy, at her age too!

Any white woman who sleeps with a man named Jack Ryan from Botswana.

see bangrupt

by scnoundral December 11, 2011

Bankruption

Two words brought together bank and corruption. Not just banks but financial institutions that have corrupted the U.S. government since the days of Ronald Reagan climaxing in taking 800 million tax dollars away from the people and giving to banks and financial institutions, while kicking those same tax payers out of their bank loaned homes.

It's all about dealing with bankruption dude.

by RobinHood93727 July 24, 2010

tab bankruptcy

When you have so many internet browser tabs open it is better that you just close all of them than sift through the nightmare hellscape your workspace has become.

Johnson: I would love to get those reports to you sir, I just need to sift through some of these tabs.
Manager: That's fine Johnson, it's time to declare tab bankruptcy, get your life together and get me them tomorrow.

by suntitan June 4, 2019

bankruption

A financial state of being typically experienced while playing Monopoly on a Saturday night with friends. Also known as an eruption of bankruptism to high risk areas of the world...the monopoly world at the intersection of BBQ Railroad and Vagine Avenue!!!

Dude 1 - "u landed on Boardwalk with a hotel...damn son"
Dudette 1 - "no agreement...no alliance...time for bankruption".

by Dr. Pete March 8, 2008

Section 12 bankruptcy

As opposed to Section 11, if you file for Section 12 bankrupcy, and you're successful, it means the Fed will bail you out.

AIG were succesful in their bid for Section 12 Bankruptcy, whereas Lehmann Bros were allowed to go under.

by Seanoooog October 31, 2008