bangrupt

A cautionary term used to describe a single woman with child.

"Yea shes cute, but she's got a kid man. She's bangrupt... You better bail!"

Likely instances that indicate the woman is bangrupt:

stripper

barista over the age of twenty one

waitress at an Irish pub

White girls living in Hawaii

Mexican

Black girl smelling of babypowder

Lives in Huntington Beach, drives Camry circa 92-98

Knows the hottest happy hours in town

Has read the "Twilight" saga

see bangruptcy

bangrupt by scnoundral December 11, 2011

hood bankruptcy 

when you go so broke, you sell your video game consoles.

bruh i just went into hood bankruptcy and had to sell my ps4 and xbox-one.

hood bankruptcy by eval October 25, 2020

Arse Bankruptcy

Usually applied for when you have the trots but its got to the fizzy gob point where there is nothing left to yield.

Being very ill with a stomach complaint for a significant period of time,

i.e
Pete- Wheres Dave then Stu?
Stu- He's been off work with the gutrot, its been three days now he must be at the point of Arse bankruptcy

Arse Bankruptcy by Anders Par November 9, 2010

Bankrupt mafia 

A truck club who's owner faked having his truck stolen for clout

Wow your apart of bankrupt mafia?

No, the owner faked his truck being stolen

Bankrupt mafia by D2 unknown May 19, 2021

Spank Bankruptcy 

The exceedingly rare state of having an overdrawn account at one's local spank bank. Such a tragedy can be caused by making constant withdrawals without the foresight to make any deposits. This state is usually temporary as the realization that one's account is overdrawn is immediate and there is abundant material ripe for deposit on the interwebs.

'I heard Orren had a mean case of "Spank Bankruptcy" the other day.'

"Oh yeah? What happened?"

"I think he was taken aback at first but I'm sure he just browsed the grade 9 section of the yearbook a bit and got right back on the horse"

"Attaboy O-Dog"

Spank Bankruptcy by Grumbleweeds September 26, 2011

Moral Bankruptcy 

n.

1. A declaration at some point during the evening (it may be declared by friends or a self-declaration), that you are now totally lacking in moral principles or quality for the remainder of the evening; Unscrupulous;

2. Depleted of valuable qualities or characteristics

Yo, my man has a wedding ring and is grinding on everybody in this club... I guess he's declared moral bankruptcy.

Friend: That girl is hella drunk. Since I already declared moral bankruptcy, I'm calling dibs.
You: Damn son, you are one grimy son of a bitch.

Moral Bankruptcy by The Incredible Hawk July 30, 2009

Jolt cola bankruptcy 

The worst thing ever to happen to mankind, it spells the doom of nerds everywhere.

Nerd 1: zomgz, i just heard the news, jolt cola filed for bankruptcy!!!jolt cola bankruptcy is the worst thing ever!

Nerd 2:what!?!? NOOOOOOOOooooooo... Jolt cola was my lan life!!!!

Jolt cola bankruptcy by a human nerdy being November 26, 2009