Turd Banquet

1. A large feast consisting of nothing but freshly squeezed ass biscuits, normally served in a large bowl of water
2. Krissy

Michael lifed up the toilet seat to reveal his greatest creation... the mighty TURD BANQUET!!!

by RYTOE November 7, 2003

thyestean banquet

In Greek mythology, Thyestes ate the flesh of his own slaughtered sons at a banquet. A "Thyestean banquet" is any excessively horrific act.

That girl's outfit is a total Thyestean banquet!

by Pandacita December 27, 2007

Banff

A town in Alberta, Canada; a touristic showplace. Stands for Be aware, nothing for free.

Canadian Rockies Tour: Banff.

by Karel Panek January 4, 2009

banfi

Newcastle slang. a word used by gay couples to describe their genitalia.

here sexy suck me banfi

by mcwellaye July 11, 2007

bangfucknowhere

The middle of nowhere; quite literally used to define the state of Nebraska and its small cities; a stupid ass phrase that means lost, or should be lost

Smart Guy: Hey, dude, have you heard of Wayne, Nebraska? I'm going there for a competition.
Douche: What? Why you goin' to bangfucknowhere? You stupid ass idiot.

by forevermore lan 17.1 November 9, 2014

banfoozlement

1) a mixture confusion and chaos
2) a state of being baffled

"Don't toss that badger off the roof of the building, you'll cause great banfoozlement in the streets below!"

"When Timmy awkwardly walked in on his parents at the most inopportune time, he had a look of banfoozlement upon his face."

by Kate R. February 28, 2008

Gage Bandura

A fake rancher. A person who is all talk and is franks lackey. A person who always talks about breaking the law and getting drunk but never actually does it.

"You know gavin davis"? "Yeah he is such a Gage Bandura."

by Wheeler walkers bitch:) November 23, 2018