Banan

Funny out of pocket way to say "banana", having the same meaning as the fruit.

"i will eat this banan"
"lol"

by @fummfucc March 15, 2025

banan

why no give banan to monk

give banan to monk now

by hiimtowstrr September 6, 2021

Bananing

When you fuck yourself in the pussy ass or mouth with a banana, instead of "fucking" or "fingering" for example

I was so horny for that big hard sexy banana I fucked it so hard and cummed all over it...I sure love bananing!

by Daddy'sbitch1997 July 24, 2017

la banane

French for A Banana

j'adore la banane! AKA : I love the banana!

by Lala Tibu March 3, 2019

bananal

The act of unpeeling a fresh banana, shoving the banana itself entirely up your ass, and using the peel to jack off into.

Guy 1: "I love bananal!"
Guy 2: "Me too!"
Guys 1 and 2: *each whip out their dicks and a banana*
Guys 1 and 2: *in synchrony* "Let's get to work!"

by TheBigGay March 8, 2019

Holy Banan

A mythic word that can be used in every sentence often by your mom

Me: mom i have gotten a girlfriend

Mom: What in the actually Holy banan

by Toge_Inumaki January 25, 2024

retarded banan

A retarded banan is a banan thats it not a funkunal member of our society. It is probely ofended if you find them beacuse ther live in grupps of five or six.

To get away retarded bananas You need Memz for your computer. A USB is best for the jobb and you plug the USB in the ass of the retarded banana.

Jeff- I have retarded Bananas.
Gangster prankster- yass, you have relly retarded.
Jeff- let's go to the store and get a USB.

by Kaptenkalsipp May 22, 2017