bail

1. to leave
2. to bounce
3. to break
4. to be ups

let's bail, man

by Monkey January 31, 2004

Bailmoxy

An alternate word for "mailbox", used by people who struggle to pronounce the word.

*phone rings and there's no answer*
"You've reached the bailmoxy of Nick Lyons, please leave a message."

by Savanna99 August 1, 2018

sketch bail

1. when a friend leaves the party earlier than anticipated, unannounced like a shadow in the night, due to overconsumption of spirits, or in the pursuit of booty (usually your sister).

"hey wheres Jeff?... i dunno man have you seen my sister?... awwww man wtf!? Sketch bailer!"

by Mr Eff October 16, 2008

Sam Bailey

A special child that likes to scream racial slurs when creepers blow up his Minecraft house.

Guy 1: Wow, Sam Bailey must have seen another creeper
Guy 2: Yeah, he's said the N word a couple times now...

by Flarebeboolin June 17, 2018

bailed

Verb:

1.to fail to show up for an important date, ditch someone

2.making up bull excuses inorder to get out of trouble or serious situations.

1.'Hey, did you meet up with Jack?'
'no, the jerk bailed on me.'

2.'gosh, i really needed to talk to her but she bailed on me!'

by Anti_Social October 2, 2005

pork n' bail

The act of meeting a female stranger in a public setting, usually where alcohol is served, with the intention of hooking up later on to have sexual intercourse, and once successful, immediately fleeing the female's abode after she has fallen asleep.

Dude 1: hey man, let's go to the bar and find some nasty whores. Dude 2: alright, you thinkin' about a pork n' bail? Dude 1: yea, i'm not looking for anything long-term. Dude 2: yep.

by Beauxgrass July 17, 2009

rail and bail

The process of fucking a chick (rail), then leaving for something more fun (bail).

"Tristan just did a rail and bail to Ashley, we're going to hunt eagles now."

by AnalMcGee May 27, 2014