Portuguese Backhanded Leap Frog

This sex maneuver can is mainly preformed during doggy style or anal sex with the girl on all fours receiving the penis. Whilst giving it to the woman from behind, you are standing in an awkward position with your knees outwards in order to get your genitals to the same height as the woman. The awkward, but yet power thrusting stance, can be related to a frog. Right as you are about to ejaculate, you thrust with your gluteus and your hamstrings and leap over the girl who is being fucked. With a quick spin in the air, you will land feet first with the girl still on all fours at the edge of the bed. You then blow your load into her face and backhand her right where the spunk has been sprayed all over her slutty face.

Brendan Huff: "Dude did you hear about Shanequa the other day?"

Robert Dobak: "No."

Brendan Huff: "her husband gave her the works the other day. He fucked her doggy style then he surprised her when he was did a Portuguese Backhanded Leap Frog and slapped the fuck out of her goo covered face."

Robert Dobak: "Damn. What a Pimp! I wish somebody would give me a A Portuguese Backhanded Leapfrog"

Brendan Huff: "You're such a fag dude. But i want one too... lets do it to each other, real talk, no homo?

by Harry Alfred-Batman Dumbledore December 15, 2011

Toledo Backhand

To engage in anal sex, and after ejaculation you pull off the condom filled with with spooge, poo, and lube, the slap the bitch or dude in the face with it.

Ron was happily married until he pulled the toledo backhand on his old lady.

by Fuckernator March 12, 2007

backhand comment

When someone says something that at first seems nice, but under further inspection is lowkey an insult.

"The people here are so quirky"
"Thanks for the backhand comment, Jessica."

by Vapingnotcool August 30, 2017

backhanded compliment

What might at first sound like a compliment but could/should really be taken as an insult when considered in its entirety.

The Republican Senator would never desecrate the holy institution of marriage by voting to allowing gays to wed; just ask his ex.

by Anon April 19, 2005

Backhanded Insult

A compliment couched in the form or tone of an insult. Often used by people who *want* to be nice, but fear being seen as weak or disingenuous, but can be unintentional.

When Maurice told Mary she was "the least photogenic pretty chick" he'd ever seen, he meant that pictures didn't do her beauty justice, but it came off as a backhanded insult.

by PBMax February 24, 2008

fabulous faggot backhand-snap

A way to snap the fingers where, at the beginning of the snap, your hand is directly in front of you and, by the end of the snap, your hand has been swung (or 'waved') toward the outside. (For example, the right hand is swung toward the right). The swing and snap are simultaneous.

Sometimes (usually?) done the the other hand placed on the hip. This snap is done particularly well by gay people. Thus the name. NOTE: not usually a snap used to accompany music but rather, to emphasize a point.

"Girl! Just LOOK at this apartment! You couldn't even clean it was a tactical nuclear weapon! You're gonna need a genie to just (fabulous faggot backhand-snap, here) snap his fingers, to clean this mess!"

by wordbird June 29, 2006

Marinara Backhand

During anal sex between a man and a woman on her period, the woman currently using a tampon, the man turns her around, rips the tampon out of her vagina and in one fluid motion smacks her in the face with it.

Terry: "Dude, I finally had sex with Emily last night!"
Isaac: "But isn't she on her period?"
Terry: "Yeah, I totally got to pull off a marinara backhand!"

by Hugh Rection November 7, 2012