Babysitting the pusi

You're just a nigga looking out for a girls being a simp trying your best to get the pusi but she just sees you as a friend she doesn't want to smash you, so you're basically watching the pusi in hopes that she'll let you smach but in actuality another niggas smashing her .

Friend 1 -Yo dog this bitch led me on thinking I was about to get the pussy but then she friendzone a nigga

Friend 2 - lmao so basically you were babysitting the pusi

Friend 1 - Man it's fucked up buts it's true

by Quacii June 21, 2019

babysitting a text

When you send someone a text (usually a risky one) and you have to keep checking if they replied yet.

I was babysitting a text a sent to Jennifer all last night. I told her I loved her but she never replied.

by Pussydestoyer6969 October 19, 2015

virtual babysitting

Supervising a child via FaceTime.

Denise felt comfortable stepping away briefly while her young daughter video chatted with an adult friend. If anything bad happened, Denise knew her friend would call 911. Virtual babysitting is the childcare of the future!

by bobo76 September 27, 2014

Babysitting

When your docking with another man and you cum into his cock hole

Roger was babysitting my kids after we docked and I came in his cock

by Bildo baggins March 7, 2023

babysit

To watch a long automated process (typically computer related) closely until it reaches completion

Worker 1 to worker 2: Yeah, I had to babysit those updates all night to make sure they didn't break my workstation.

by tenbucket August 17, 2023

Babysit

Babysitting, is a job for demoralised teens who have no life so they sit on baby's

I got dropped from my college today, now I have to babysit my neighbour.

by Boobies123987 October 30, 2016

Babysitting

Babysitting (noun): The often humorous misnomer used by parents when they're actually just doing their regular parenting duties. Commonly applied when one parent takes sole charge of their child while the other is out, reinforcing the age-old joke that parenting can sometimes feel like a part-time gig.

Friend: What are you doing this weekend?
Parent: Oh, you know, babysitting. My wife is going out, so it’s just me and the baby gearing up for a wild night of cartoons and cheerios.

by markflavin April 17, 2024