hard-on in a bottle

Slang nickname for the sports celebrity hyped but entirely ineffective mail-order supplements that purport to give you muscles and a big black boner no matter what your ethnicity.

I don’t give a rat’s ass if it is a full-blown goddamn placebo, I just wanna get my own hard-on in a bottle and try it out for myself!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019

Crack a Bottle

1. To open a new bottle of an alcoholic beverage.

2. Serious hip hop song by Eminem, Dr. Dre and 50 Cent from Em's Relapse album.

1. Yo Jimmy its Friday, crack a bottle cuz.

2. So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don't act like a snobby model.
You just hit the lotto.

by JimmyLimerick May 29, 2009

float bottle

A float bottle is a bottle that floats.

I was walking down by the beach and I saw a float bottle.

by lets shoot up some time January 3, 2009

bottle toke

a south western ontario in origin describing a way to smoke hashish, by burning a whole in a plastic bottle of any size (use to be done also with glass bottle)and using little chunks of hash on the tip of a smoke in the bottle to heat the hash up and smoke it up. very tricky to get the blend right. repin the 519

how do you wanna smoke this hash??
lets bottle toke it

by byran June 16, 2007

Bottle Merchant

Someone who loses their nerve, backs out, or otherwise fails to follow through on what they say they will do. Commonly used to describe athletes or sports teams with a history of failing to win when they have the opportunity.

That team were 3-0 up at half time and still lost, total bottle merchants.

by Dru3 April 20, 2021

Botticelli angel

A way to describe someone by using renaissance painter Sandro Botticelli's art as a reference. Being a renaissance painter he painted a lot of religious christian and ancient scenes often depicting the Virgin Mary with angels all surrounding her. He also painted a famous version of the birth of Venus that is printed in a lot of school history books. His angels tended to be blonde or brown haired, either wavy or curly with captivating faces, even if rarely directed towards you.

He looks like a Botticelli angel.

by CoasterDisks October 15, 2021

Wine Bottle Shits

When you have one solid turd acting like a cork on a wine bottle holding back liquid diarrhea. This usually occurs after a night of drinking alcohol. Especially wine.

I had a bad case of the wine bottle shits this morning. I sat down on the toilet and passed a single solid turd. After that it was nothing but diarrhea.

by Johnny G-Spot November 13, 2009