blumpkin

the act of a female performing oral sex on a male while at the same time he is on the toilet taking a crap so he feels 2 great pleasures(only 1 if it is a painful crap or she has braces or 2 if it is both situations. if it is both then you are fucking unlucky)

"Last night I went to Asian party and I shtupped Cindy Kim."
"Get the fuck out!"
"I'm serious! She even gave me a blumpkin."
A what?"
"it's when she gives ya head while your shittin on the toilet."
"Awesome!!!!!!"

by poopiemcgee June 14, 2009

blumpkin

to recieve a blowjob while taking a shit
thought to originate at Cliff's place in Eden, NC

When Jerry walked into Cliff's Place, Mike got so hot and horny he threw Jerry into the restroom and gave him a blumpkin that he would remember for the rest of his life.

by JoeyT June 2, 2007

blumpkin

The act of simultaneously receiving oral sex and blowing your load while releasing feces.

Farcus put one more notch on his belt after last night when Wendy decided she would blow him on the shitter, little did she know his intent was to get a blumpkin.

by Farcus September 23, 2007

blumpkin

The act of receiving oral sex while defecating.

Grandma loved the smell grandpa's feces while giving him a blumpkin.

by Patrick S. E. D. March 5, 2008

blumpkin

when you get your dick sucked as you take a fat shit on the toilet.

Man! My asshole was on fire last night, your grandma gave me such a nice blumpkin opened up my anal cavity.

by ihategays41 December 10, 2018

Blumpkin

A guy received oral sex while a girl was going to the bathroom.

Mike received a blumpkin in a bar bathroom from a girl he didn't know while she was going to the bathroom.She even passed gas.Now he thinks that all girls he dates engage in this kind of activity every time they go to the bar.

by Smarderthentheaveragebare October 13, 2021

blumpkin

noun: An act of fellatio performed upon a man specifically whilst he is seated upon a toiled whilst engaged in the act of defecation. NOTE: Many forget the added requirement that the man be seated upon the toilet during the act; if the man is instead defecating anywhere other than a toilet, this act is instead known as a penny whistle.

So I was sitting on the toilet right? I'm taking a monster shit y'know. Then outta nowhere my girl shows up and just starts giving me a blumpkin! It was pretty rad I guess.

by FuckOffHey April 10, 2015