Blowhole Sex

1.) act of two male dolphins having sex through the blowhole, naturally due to the lack of any female genitalia.
2.) act of two male humans doing anal, also known as, "anal intercourse", or "butthole sex". "Blowhole Sex" is just a more respectable term.(:

Dolphin 1: eee eee eee!
Dolphin 2: eee eee eee!
Nay: What're they doing?
Tay: Blowhole Sex.

OR

Crazy: eee eee eee!
Psycho: eee eee eee!
Tay: What're they doing?
Nay: Blowhole Sex.

by Bianca Christine September 19, 2012

sockaritis of the blowhole

When your diarrhea flows down your legs and fills up your socks.

Sorry I missed the meeting. I had a bad case of sockaritis of the blowhole.

by Jerdog 3 June 29, 2016

blowhole (whale)

blowhole
A large mammal that outdraws others in poker.

Your friend plays poker often. Unfortunately he makes horrible decisions that work out for him. This friend may have a birthmark on his bald head that looks like a blowhole (whale.) When he outdraws you on the river with the one card in the deck to hit a straight flush, you've been blow-holed.

You rivered me again! You blowhole (whale)!

by Rafael Martinez November 6, 2008

Fuck me in the Blowhole

A statement indiciating surprise or acknowledging defeat. Blowhole in this context typically refers to the mouth.

You're dumping me?? Well, fuck me in the blowhole!

by Nick S December 5, 2004

bakelite blowhole boy

A gaybo.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

Carve someone a new Blowhole

A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.

That makes me so angry I want to carve someone a new blowhole!

by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020

Blowhole

When an individual is performing oral sex on another individual, and party performing said oral sex burps into the orifice of the recipient.

Man, I’m going to turn her into a balloon animal when I give her the ole blowhole tonight.

by sherwinre January 18, 2020