big girls blouse

A lightweight. A heaving jessy. A right girl. (Generally applied to blokes.)

He did not want to have a strong pint of bear. Instead ordered a strawberry frappuccino. "What a big girls blouse!"

by safado November 3, 2004

blouser

A person, male or female, who has clearly neglected to maintain an acceptable standard for a human being. Usually overweight, multiple children, no job, smokes Marlboro reds, diabetic, ugly, and more or less resembles a character from Narnia.

If you are on the show "teen mom" you are a blouser.

by teddybruschi September 25, 2010

blobuster

When the sign at blockbuster is missing the C and the K, also a technical term for an out of this world blow job

Hey, you should give me a blobuster

by blumpkinluver January 24, 2009

blousemuffing

The female version of shirtcocking. When a woman walks around in public, wearing nothing but a shirt. Oddly, this practice does not seem to be frowned upon the way shirtcocking has been.

Alice: Is it ok to wear shoes while I'm blousemuffing?

Bob: Yes, just no pants.

by The Original Blouse Muffer October 28, 2010

Blopus

A 2-liter bottle of soda pop, derived from the sound a 2-liter bottle makes when squeezed.

I went to the gas station and bought a blopus of Diet Coke.

by Def_King November 9, 2017

BlogusMcdouble

An absolute moron who loves McDonald’s

Wtf blogusMcDouble what is wrong with you leave.

by IgorMinjavalichgolchov March 14, 2019

Chodious Bloatus

Someone who has a chode with a big ass ball sack

Oh no my erect chodious bloatus

by BRAVO_ February 8, 2018