baby battered

The male act of having an orgasm, shooting a load, on someone or something. Usu. a big load.

Right before I had an orgasm while doing my girlfriend last night, I took my cock out of her, snd baby battered her tits.

by RobC June 1, 2005

c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy)

When a woman's genitals become raw, sore, inflamed (and may even bleed) from too much vigorous sexual activity.

I've got c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy), we can't have any more sex for a couple of days.

by ydontubendoverandillshowu April 30, 2008

the battered shrimp

while having sex on the beach the man will pull his penis out rub it in the sand and then go back to fucking her with his sandy penis. possibly making a pearl.

it was our anniversary and he surprised me with the battered shrimp. i did not like it. i hate the beach.

by ear21 May 16, 2010

corn-battered hotdog

A sexual act that involves vomiting on a dick during a blowjob.

The blowjob was fantastic until she gave me a corn-battered hotdog.

by SavageSkittles January 11, 2017

Beer Battered

Adj.
1. Woman exhibiting symptoms resulting from repeated physical and emotional injury by her intoxicated spouse who drinks alcohol to excess habitually.

2. A womans red, puffy, and swollen vagina after a night of rough drunk sex. Also known as a "Puffy Taco"

Women and Seafood are both best when they have been beer battered.

by David From Austin October 1, 2007

beer battered strawberry starfish

When you finger your girl on the rag until the blood flows like the Niagra then poor beer on her clit and drink it as it drains down to her ass.

I slipped this girl a beer battered strawberry starfish last night and drank the whole beer.

by Richar Kraft August 2, 2006

man-battered hand cakes

Any sort of pancake-like pan-fried product with "special sauce" included.

I whipped up a bunch of spunk-filled man-battered hand cakes for my guests at breakfast yesterday.

by Chilidog December 14, 2007