awkward antlers

this means nothing. some idiot prep made this up after hearing about the awkward turtle.

the awkward antlers, are you shitting me?

by guernica January 17, 2008

p' awkward

To be pudgy and awkward. Popularized by the comedian Mike Birbiglia

I’m pudgy cause I eat- I’m pudgy cause I’m fat.
I eat a lot pizza then I stuff it in your hat.
I’m also awkward too. I’ll make fun of your zoo.
I think that it’s genetic cause my brother’s awkward too.
This is why this is why this is why I’m p' awkward.

by Conbus71 February 16, 2008

awkward humping starfish

Similar to the entire "awkward turtle family" but where you place one or two hands on someone else's person, and bend your fingers at your major knuckle (ones that attack your hand) and then flatten your hand. Repeat the process, and your hand will make a humping motion. Best for someone's shoulder or head.

1) "dude....awkward turtle."
"... awkward humping starfish ."

by Mirado January 20, 2009

Awkward Cooter

-Awkward moment

-Much more awkward than the "Awkward Turtle"

-Should only be used for the most awkward of times.

"Awkward Cooter"

-Getting hit on by the same sex. (Only if not gay)

-Three people are standing in a room, already an awkward moment, than you are asked to go to the baby pool? (Life Guard drama)

-Just put your two thumbs together and than your two pointer fingers together and you have the infamous Awkward Cooter.

by chillwill123 March 26, 2009

Awkward Seminar

Of or pertaining to a phenomenon that often occurs in the minds of mentally challenged individuals that causes them to fabricate meaningless terms (usually sexual in nature.) These non existent terms have no meaning and are often inserted in casual conversation by the challenged individual in an attempt to fit into uncomfortable social situations where they often have little or no intelligence to contribute.

I work with a guy who needs to get on medication for his Awkward Seminar, he always says the most meaningless stuff and nobody knows what he is talking about.

by Rack 33 September 20, 2009

Metal Gear Awkward

The stealth and evasion game played to avoid detection by an ex, boring acquaintance, or other unsavory character.

Why can't that girl who asked me out find someplace new to study? I was playing Metal Gear Awkward the whole time I was in the library.

by mndz October 27, 2008

Awkward Hand Job

When a male convinces a male or female friend to give him a hand job. It is an emotionless act, and is purely a mechanical action. The friend is guilted into performing the act, usually being unenthusiastic and employing sloppy technique. As neither party is interested, the receiver usually finds it difficult to maintain an erection, and climax is rarely achieved.

Neither party benefits from this transaction, and it is usually considered the low point of any friendship. This uncomfortable incident usually leads to a brief hiatus in the friendship while both parties come to terms with their awkward feelings of guilt/shame.

An awkward hand job may be used a form of currency or bartering system for minor favors or small amounts of money.

Used in conversation as "AHJ".

Example (Awkward Hand Job):

Person 1: I can pay you back that money I owe you next friday!

Person 2: It's fine, just give me an AHJ and we'll call it quits.

Person 1: ... fine... :-/

by kevseany August 4, 2012